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'Conversations with Dead People'


Spike's Bitches 25 to Life  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Emily - Aug 26, 2005 12:35:50 pm PDT #8985 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

That's right! I liked the Arden! I liked the Brie as well, but only if they could guarantee that it wouldn't make me look like Joan Rivers.

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Amy - Aug 26, 2005 12:36:31 pm PDT #8986 of 10001
Because books.

The "Titanic II" isn't actually that bad. Except, you know, for the unfortunate imagery that comes with the name. "If you thought the first disaster was bad, wait till you get to this wedding! Life jackets optional."

The Vivian, for when you forgot to buy a skirt, but you have a handy duvet lying around.

Hee!


Atropa - Aug 26, 2005 12:37:58 pm PDT #8987 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

The Madison, for when gothic tragedy will immediately follow your wedding, and you want to be prepared.

OMG, I think I need to to make myself a hooded cape out of black tulle. Or black silk chiffon.


Amy - Aug 26, 2005 12:39:03 pm PDT #8988 of 10001
Because books.

This is a bestselling bridal gown?! (See: Petra. In either color.)


Atropa - Aug 26, 2005 12:39:34 pm PDT #8989 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Oh, but I forgot: [link] The Caroline, for when you want your wedding to also serve as advertisement for the brothel you run.

I look at that picture, and all I can think is "Someone forgot to blend their 'pale & mysterious' makeup at the jawline."


Emily - Aug 26, 2005 12:41:27 pm PDT #8990 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

I kind of like the Petra! Though only if the jewelry comes with it. I'd feel like an exotic foreign princess.

A princess, I tell you! A prrriiiiiiincesssss! twirling, twirling

I may need to go home now.


Emily - Aug 26, 2005 12:43:13 pm PDT #8991 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Really, is there such a thing as a TOO slutty cowgirl?

Empirically? No. For a friend's church wedding? Perhaps.


Emily - Aug 26, 2005 12:43:57 pm PDT #8992 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

[link]

Ooh! Want! On the other hand, $119? Ouch.


Atropa - Aug 26, 2005 12:44:31 pm PDT #8993 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

However, someday I WILL have this dress. Or one just like it, because while I'm sure the lady who runs 18thcenturycorsets.com is very talented, I am NOT going to pay nine thousand dollars for it.


erikaj - Aug 26, 2005 12:46:10 pm PDT #8994 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

God, for that? Every wearing should be an epic orgasm.