Zoe: So you two were kissin'? Book: Well. Isn't that... special?

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 25 to Life  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Calli - Aug 17, 2005 4:45:44 am PDT #6899 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Because so much of my work now involves so little physical work, I feel like a giant slacker, even when I'm doing (that is--when I have caused to happen) 5 things at once.

Oh, so very much this. I'm "doing" any number of tasks at once on the job, all while sitting on my butt in a comfy chair, with my muscles going "work? what work?"

But maybe taking walks, or doing some simple task in your home that you haven't done, something that involves your body, might be helpful.

My neighborhood is great for this sort of thing. Loads of walking trails. I've been hitting them as the heat permits. Luckily that broke (quite noisily) last night.

Made from tigers

I'd like to see the person who milks those tigers.


Nora Deirdre - Aug 17, 2005 4:48:43 am PDT #6900 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I just discovered I made a giant mistake the day before I went on vacation last month. God. Guess I really needed that vacation.


Jen - Aug 17, 2005 4:56:00 am PDT #6901 of 10001
love's a dream you enter though I shake and shake and shake you

At the risk of talking too much about baby poo,

Oh dear. When I posted yesterday about Nora's gift basket to her new-parent neighbors, I suggested Nora offer to discuss anything but poo with her neighbors not because I wouldn't want to hear about it (because boy howdy would I ever be in the wrong profession if I didn't want to hear about poo), but rather because I thought the new parents would be tired of talking about it and would welcome the opportunity to discuss something else.

So please, Bitch moms, talk about your baby's poo and stop only if/when you don't feel like talking about it any more.

And now I'm off to work, where I'll be up to my eyeballs in baby poo.


Nora Deirdre - Aug 17, 2005 5:02:35 am PDT #6902 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

t smooches Jen before the poo gets to her


Nicole - Aug 17, 2005 5:05:45 am PDT #6903 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!

{{Susan}} My condolences to you and your family.

vw, with such a busy day ahead of you I hope you're able to get a bit downtime to re-charge, as needed.

That, on top of the whole family health drama, has pushed me into a mass of giggling what-the-fuck-everness.

What Cindy Said. In fact, I nod along with Cindy so often that I might as well just change my tag. But I won't. The skittles one hasn't gotten stale yet.

I don't think I'll be working on my arms at the gym for a few days. My left shoulder and tricep are very, very hurty right now. I've taken some Tylenol but it hasn't kicked in yet.


vw bug - Aug 17, 2005 5:07:18 am PDT #6904 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

vw, with such a busy day ahead of you I hope you're able to get a bit downtime to re-charge, as needed.

I'm getting some right now, actually. My first appointment was REALLY fast and easy (thank goodness, 'cause I was dreading it). I got there early and was home before the appointment time. So, that was nice...

Poor meara! I hope you feel better soon.


Steph L. - Aug 17, 2005 5:09:18 am PDT #6905 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

You must be Windows 95 because you gots me so unstable.

Ahahahaha!!!! You know, this line would probably work on me, because it's so endearingly geeky.

One of my favorite pickup lines is one that was used on my college roommate. A guy came up to her in a bar and said "Hi! Can I interest you in a pizza and a fuck?" And when she just glared at him, he asked "What? You don't like pizza?"

Another one I like is "Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again?"


juliana - Aug 17, 2005 5:10:47 am PDT #6906 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

My favorite is "Nice boots. Wanna fuck?" Simple, direct, classic.


§ ita § - Aug 17, 2005 5:15:55 am PDT #6907 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You know, this line would probably work on me, because it's so endearingly geeky.

But he's calling you a MS OS! Those are fighting words!

Lines that have worked on me: "Hello." and "Can I kiss you now?" I'm not a complex woman.


Jessica - Aug 17, 2005 5:35:44 am PDT #6908 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

My favorite is "Nice boots. Wanna fuck?" Simple, direct, classic.

A college friend's band had a song with this title, so it's forever burned in my brain as being sung (shouted) by a punk rocker who looks like Quentin Tarantino if he raided David Bowie's wardrobe.