Good luck. Try not to kill people. Hands! Hands!

Willow ,'Storyteller'


Spike's Bitches 25 to Life  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


vw bug - Aug 17, 2005 5:07:18 am PDT #6904 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

vw, with such a busy day ahead of you I hope you're able to get a bit downtime to re-charge, as needed.

I'm getting some right now, actually. My first appointment was REALLY fast and easy (thank goodness, 'cause I was dreading it). I got there early and was home before the appointment time. So, that was nice...

Poor meara! I hope you feel better soon.


Steph L. - Aug 17, 2005 5:09:18 am PDT #6905 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

You must be Windows 95 because you gots me so unstable.

Ahahahaha!!!! You know, this line would probably work on me, because it's so endearingly geeky.

One of my favorite pickup lines is one that was used on my college roommate. A guy came up to her in a bar and said "Hi! Can I interest you in a pizza and a fuck?" And when she just glared at him, he asked "What? You don't like pizza?"

Another one I like is "Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again?"


juliana - Aug 17, 2005 5:10:47 am PDT #6906 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

My favorite is "Nice boots. Wanna fuck?" Simple, direct, classic.


§ ita § - Aug 17, 2005 5:15:55 am PDT #6907 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You know, this line would probably work on me, because it's so endearingly geeky.

But he's calling you a MS OS! Those are fighting words!

Lines that have worked on me: "Hello." and "Can I kiss you now?" I'm not a complex woman.


Jessica - Aug 17, 2005 5:35:44 am PDT #6908 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

My favorite is "Nice boots. Wanna fuck?" Simple, direct, classic.

A college friend's band had a song with this title, so it's forever burned in my brain as being sung (shouted) by a punk rocker who looks like Quentin Tarantino if he raided David Bowie's wardrobe.


DavidS - Aug 17, 2005 5:51:51 am PDT #6909 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Raq, Emmett got so constipated he was impacted. No Fun Whatsoever! Mineral oil works very quickly and you can just mix it in with juice or whatever. It's perfectly safe. That was our pediatrician's recommendation, and it worked very well. He also advocated putting dark corn syrup in with the formula - it's a natural laxative and easy for infants to digest. (Emmett was right about Mal's age during The Troubles.) Of course, this is also when we had to use suppositories.


erikaj - Aug 17, 2005 5:52:19 am PDT #6910 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Fay, I'm sure you're hot. BT, those lines are awful, but since I like you, I wouldn't care. You wouldn't have to do anything to pick me up...except one thing to the time/space continuum. I should have a show "Sucking Up To Foreigners..." In this climate it could only keep us alive.


DavidS - Aug 17, 2005 5:57:35 am PDT #6911 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Fay, I'm sure you're hot.

This is one of the constants of the universe. Speed of Light. Poor Boreanaz fashion choices. Fay is hot.


Susan W. - Aug 17, 2005 6:01:16 am PDT #6912 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

My husband waxes eloquent about my dad: [link]


Jon B. - Aug 17, 2005 6:01:32 am PDT #6913 of 10001
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

t runs in to view the gothy semi-spam

t sees multiple posts on baby poo

t runs away quickly