Go vw!
I am sad for your non-fitting boots, Nora. And a little apprehensive that mine, which have yet to arrive, will similarly not encase the camves.
Mom! Dead people are talking to you. Do the math!
Buffy ,'Showtime'
Spike's Bitches 25 to Life
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
-t - Jul 12, 2005 8:18:14 am PDT #193 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
vw bug - Jul 12, 2005 8:18:27 am PDT #194 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
Now you can revise and make it sparkle. Also you should title it: The Jammy Todger (Or, Fay Said A Mouthful).
It's off with my amazing editors as I type. And sorry, not giving it either of those titles, silly Hec.
Scrappy - Jul 12, 2005 8:19:21 am PDT #195 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
I gave up about, oh, 20 years ago on ever finding boots to fit my calves. I love the tall boots, but they are not for me. Dammit.
Nora Deirdre - Jul 12, 2005 8:19:23 am PDT #196 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
if I ever get an iPod I may call it The Jammy Todger.
juliana - Jul 12, 2005 8:20:17 am PDT #197 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Which boots are the sad-making ones, Nora? Not the CAT boots?
DavidS - Jul 12, 2005 8:21:28 am PDT #198 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
And sorry, not giving it either of those titles, silly Hec.
You suck! Just think how much it would brighten the day of your teacher. It's just pure selfishness on your part, placing your grade prospects over your teacher's entertainment.
Also, you should run the whole thing through Babelfish first. Into Esperanto. Then remove all the apostrophes and replace them with random diacritical marks. Then index everything but not alphabetically - by etymological chronology. So the oldest words in the English language come first.
Cashmere - Jul 12, 2005 8:21:30 am PDT #199 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
There wasn't a Bitches 25 thread at 4:00+ AM my time. I know, because I checked before I went to bed.
Heh... I was like a dog who's food dish had been moved between 2 and 3 a.m. I kept coming back to the board thinking there would be a new thread. Stompies gotta sleep, too, I suppose.
Not touching the Weekly Reader link with a 10 foot pole. Nope. I need to preserve my childhood innocence.
Hil R. - Jul 12, 2005 8:21:32 am PDT #200 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Just got word from my friend. She's OK; she'd been shopping at that mall, but left a few minutes before the bombing.
-t, I hope your husband's family is alright.
My thoughts are with everyone there now.
Nora Deirdre - Jul 12, 2005 8:23:32 am PDT #201 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Not the CAT boots?
Yes!
vw bug - Jul 12, 2005 8:23:56 am PDT #202 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
Poor woman has a hard enough time with regular English, Hec! That would be just cruel!
And, this paper doesn't really have any funnies for the prof, but my one from earlier today does.