Minearverse 5: Are we there yet?
It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.
Xander ,'Get It Done'
The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
§ ita § - May 05, 2006 9:41:14 am PDT #9833 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Frankenbuddha - May 05, 2006 9:42:47 am PDT #9834 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Minnearverse 5: Don't make me turn this thread around!
tommyrot - May 05, 2006 9:44:31 am PDT #9835 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Minnearverse 5: If this thread slows below 55 mph, it will explode!
Aims - May 05, 2006 10:27:48 am PDT #9836 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Minearverse: Crusin' in my 5.0
AnthonyDe - May 05, 2006 10:34:04 am PDT #9837 of 10001
A One that isn't cold, is scarcely A One at all.
My submission combines both the "Drive" and pants motiffs....
Minearvearse 5: Objects in pants may be larger than they appear.
Frankenbuddha - May 05, 2006 10:37:20 am PDT #9838 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Minearverse 5: Driven to distraction
aurelia - May 05, 2006 10:45:07 am PDT #9839 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
I like this one:
Minearverse 5: Who's Driving This Thing?!
The Vanilla Ice ones crack me up though.
Polter-Cow - May 05, 2006 10:46:44 am PDT #9840 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Some friends of mine saw Vanilla Ice while crossing the Canadian border.
amych - May 05, 2006 10:49:50 am PDT #9841 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Who's Driving This Thing is the first to supplant Now Watch This Drive in my affections.
DavidS - May 05, 2006 10:54:51 am PDT #9842 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Drive, He Said
Drive, Tim said
Drive-by Shooting
Drive-by Minearing
Drive, By Tim
Driven to Tears
Drive 'til it Hurts
Highway to Hell
Shut Up and Drive