Minearverse 5: Driven to distraction
The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
I like this one:
Minearverse 5: Who's Driving This Thing?!
The Vanilla Ice ones crack me up though.
Some friends of mine saw Vanilla Ice while crossing the Canadian border.
Who's Driving This Thing is the first to supplant Now Watch This Drive in my affections.
Drive, He Said
Drive, Tim said
Drive-by Shooting
Drive-by Minearing
Drive, By Tim
Driven to Tears
Drive 'til it Hurts
Highway to Hell
Shut Up and Drive
Minearing and Steering
Some friends of mine saw Vanilla Ice while crossing the Canadian border.
I suppose that makes sense, as it's one of the few places even more whitebread than America.
it's one of the few places even more whitebread than America
You've been to the wrong bits of Canada, my friend. There's a reason they wave their mosaic banner every time someone mentions the US melting pot.
Vancouver and a swath from Windsor to Toronto. But the only people I saw the whole time who weren't WASPish worked in a Thai restaurant.
Admittedly my own section of America isn't too whitebread, what with living on the edge of Memphis' Vietnamese neighborhood.
Toronto has the largest Jamaican population outside the island itself, IIRC. And Vancouver has the largest Chinatown outside of China.