I like this one:
Minearverse 5: Who's Driving This Thing?!
The Vanilla Ice ones crack me up though.
Giles: Helping out with the dishes makes me feel useful. Dawn: Wanna clean out the garage with us
Saturday? You could feel indispensable.
'Dirty Girls'
The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
aurelia - May 05, 2006 10:45:07 am PDT #9839 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Polter-Cow - May 05, 2006 10:46:44 am PDT #9840 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Some friends of mine saw Vanilla Ice while crossing the Canadian border.
amych - May 05, 2006 10:49:50 am PDT #9841 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Who's Driving This Thing is the first to supplant Now Watch This Drive in my affections.
DavidS - May 05, 2006 10:54:51 am PDT #9842 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Drive, He Said
Drive, Tim said
Drive-by Shooting
Drive-by Minearing
Drive, By Tim
Driven to Tears
Drive 'til it Hurts
Highway to Hell
Shut Up and Drive
Polter-Cow - May 05, 2006 11:14:43 am PDT #9843 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Minearing and Steering
Matt the Bruins fan - May 05, 2006 11:38:24 am PDT #9844 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Some friends of mine saw Vanilla Ice while crossing the Canadian border.
I suppose that makes sense, as it's one of the few places even more whitebread than America.
§ ita § - May 05, 2006 11:40:27 am PDT #9845 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
it's one of the few places even more whitebread than America
You've been to the wrong bits of Canada, my friend. There's a reason they wave their mosaic banner every time someone mentions the US melting pot.
Matt the Bruins fan - May 05, 2006 11:51:37 am PDT #9846 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Vancouver and a swath from Windsor to Toronto. But the only people I saw the whole time who weren't WASPish worked in a Thai restaurant.
Admittedly my own section of America isn't too whitebread, what with living on the edge of Memphis' Vietnamese neighborhood.
§ ita § - May 05, 2006 11:54:16 am PDT #9847 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Toronto has the largest Jamaican population outside the island itself, IIRC. And Vancouver has the largest Chinatown outside of China.
P.M. Marc - May 05, 2006 12:22:06 pm PDT #9848 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Toronto has the largest Jamaican population outside the island itself, IIRC. And Vancouver has the largest Chinatown outside of China.
Plus a huge and long-established Sikh population.