Harmony: Somebody remembered to pick me up the sweetest unicorn. Guess someone was feeling guilty for standing me up in tenth grade. Brad: What? Had to get her something. She sired me. Peaches: Sire-whipped.

'Beneath You'


The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


amych - May 05, 2006 10:49:50 am PDT #9841 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Who's Driving This Thing is the first to supplant Now Watch This Drive in my affections.


DavidS - May 05, 2006 10:54:51 am PDT #9842 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Drive, He Said

Drive, Tim said

Drive-by Shooting

Drive-by Minearing

Drive, By Tim

Driven to Tears

Drive 'til it Hurts

Highway to Hell

Shut Up and Drive


Polter-Cow - May 05, 2006 11:14:43 am PDT #9843 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Minearing and Steering


Matt the Bruins fan - May 05, 2006 11:38:24 am PDT #9844 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Some friends of mine saw Vanilla Ice while crossing the Canadian border.

I suppose that makes sense, as it's one of the few places even more whitebread than America.


§ ita § - May 05, 2006 11:40:27 am PDT #9845 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

it's one of the few places even more whitebread than America

You've been to the wrong bits of Canada, my friend. There's a reason they wave their mosaic banner every time someone mentions the US melting pot.


Matt the Bruins fan - May 05, 2006 11:51:37 am PDT #9846 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Vancouver and a swath from Windsor to Toronto. But the only people I saw the whole time who weren't WASPish worked in a Thai restaurant.

Admittedly my own section of America isn't too whitebread, what with living on the edge of Memphis' Vietnamese neighborhood.


§ ita § - May 05, 2006 11:54:16 am PDT #9847 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Toronto has the largest Jamaican population outside the island itself, IIRC. And Vancouver has the largest Chinatown outside of China.


P.M. Marc - May 05, 2006 12:22:06 pm PDT #9848 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Toronto has the largest Jamaican population outside the island itself, IIRC. And Vancouver has the largest Chinatown outside of China.

Plus a huge and long-established Sikh population.


Spidra Webster - May 05, 2006 12:39:42 pm PDT #9849 of 10001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

Minearvearse 5: Objects in pants may be larger than they appear.

I love this.


Kristen - May 05, 2006 2:15:05 pm PDT #9850 of 10001

Craig Silverstein's pilot, PRIMARY, got ordered to series by FBC.

Oh and that Gina Torres chick is in it.