Simon: Captain... why did you come back for us? Mal: You're on my crew. Simon: Yeah, but you don't even like me. Why'd you come back? Mal: You're on my crew. Why we still talking about this?

'Safe'


The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Allyson - May 04, 2006 6:00:23 pm PDT #9801 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Anyway, to get the inseam, you just steal a pair of jeans that fit. Properly fitting a shirt is much harder.

Tim's pants are like hip hop pants. They're eight sizes too big. He should get gold caps on his teeth and say shit like, "Peace out, word to your mother."

Nuff making fun of Tim's clothes. He hasn't taken the hint and sent his shirt size.


Kristen - May 04, 2006 6:05:26 pm PDT #9802 of 10001

"Peace out, word to your mother."

Yes, Tim is really Vanilla Ice.


Atropa - May 04, 2006 6:29:01 pm PDT #9803 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

"Peace out, word to your mother."

Yes, Tim is really Vanilla Ice.

I'm not going to be able to stop giggling at that.


Betsy HP - May 04, 2006 7:07:25 pm PDT #9804 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

ita, because most men don't wear shirts that fit. They wear shirts that are something like "medium" and the collar and sleeve length are very very approximate.


§ ita § - May 04, 2006 7:10:47 pm PDT #9805 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

because most men don't wear shirts that fit

Really? If you grab a shirt (not button down, but you know what I mean) they're sized that way? Why in hell do they keep lording sizing specifics over my gender again? When it's come to my father and other guys whose closets I've been familiar with they've certainly had shirts sized by neck and sleeve measurements.

But if Tim doesn't even wear pants that fit, it's all moot, and Allyson can call off the midnight raid.


Tamara - May 04, 2006 7:19:37 pm PDT #9806 of 10001
You know, we could experiment and cancel football.

Hooray, the mens clothing thread is back in action.

Buy him the shirt and give him a gift receipt. Done deal. Make him work for it.


Betsy HP - May 04, 2006 7:39:05 pm PDT #9807 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

When it's come to my father and other guys whose closets I've been familiar with they've certainly had shirts sized by neck and sleeve measurements.

This is because the guys you're familiar with have necks like oxen and pectorals to match.

Yes, my father wears Brooks Brothers, too. But you sure do see a lot of "Medium" and "Large" men's shirts in the stores.


Kristen - May 04, 2006 7:41:30 pm PDT #9808 of 10001

I'm not going to be able to stop giggling at that.

Minearverse 5: Stop, collaborate and listen.


aurelia - May 04, 2006 7:43:11 pm PDT #9809 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

John doesn't have to pick up Tim's dry cleaning?


§ ita § - May 04, 2006 7:50:08 pm PDT #9810 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

This is because the guys you're familiar with have necks like oxen and pectorals to match.

Colin and my father and, well, most of the guys whose closets I've been in are looking at you real funny. I'm not sure why they don't shop like the average guy, but it's not because they're shaped like that.