"Them Columbine boys weren't teased as much as what's on her head."
I love this. I mean, I love all of the lines you posted, but this? This fills my gothy heart with glee.
what she said.
I'm just waiting to see if I pass out. Long story.
Mal ,'Heart Of Gold'
The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
juliana - Apr 24, 2006 1:14:17 pm PDT #9603 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Tim Minear - Apr 24, 2006 1:16:25 pm PDT #9604 of 10001
"Don' be e-scared"
Just ordered it, David
Spidra Webster - Apr 24, 2006 1:20:32 pm PDT #9605 of 10001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.
I second David's recommendation of that series. Not that you needed that. But for the record. My permanent record.
Betsy HP - Apr 24, 2006 1:26:18 pm PDT #9606 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
"Overpriced luxury suite and craptastic stationary supplies. Try the night stand, next to the Gideon."
Yesss!
Someday I will open a nightstand and it will have the Shorter Oxford Dictionary, and I will die of happy right there.
Strega - Apr 24, 2006 1:38:50 pm PDT #9607 of 10001
You haven't watched Jam yet, have you?
I shall sulk.
Tim Minear - Apr 24, 2006 1:39:45 pm PDT #9608 of 10001
"Don' be e-scared"
I haven't had the time yet, Strega. But I have it right here. You sulk.
Strega - Apr 24, 2006 1:43:25 pm PDT #9609 of 10001
Done and done.
Ginger - Apr 24, 2006 1:44:42 pm PDT #9610 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Someday I will open a nightstand and it will have the Shorter Oxford Dictionary, and I will die of happy right there.
One of the things the American Poetry & Literacy Project [link] does is put books of poetry in hotel rooms. Perhaps we could start something similar for dictionaries. Or Firefly DVDs.
I once checked into a hotel after a very long day and found the Gideon Bible open to a particularly gloomy part of Job.
Jars - Apr 24, 2006 1:46:48 pm PDT #9611 of 10001
Tim's going to be watching Jam? Best. Show. Ever.
And by 'best' I mean 'sickest' and also 'wrongest'.
Oh Melon King...
Allyson - Apr 24, 2006 1:47:59 pm PDT #9612 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Ima sulk with Strega.