What would be wrong is posting random lines that never occur.
Which is totally something I'd do and then laugh and laugh when people get frustrated when they never hear them.
I think I'm sitting on the Mean bench today.
Tracy: Well-- That call -- That call means you just murdered me. Mal: No, son. You murdered yourself. I just carried the bullet a while.
'The Message'
The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
sarameg - Apr 24, 2006 12:43:50 pm PDT #9593 of 10001
Tim Minear - Apr 24, 2006 12:45:13 pm PDT #9594 of 10001
"Don' be e-scared"
Here's a couplet I actually cut today, then, sarameg:
He: What is that?
She: The technical readouts to that battle station!
sarameg - Apr 24, 2006 12:46:58 pm PDT #9595 of 10001
Warms my black little heart.
Allyson - Apr 24, 2006 12:49:04 pm PDT #9596 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Do another one!!!
Allyson - Apr 24, 2006 12:57:15 pm PDT #9597 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Aw, c'mon Unca Tim, tell us a story.
Tim Minear - Apr 24, 2006 12:59:40 pm PDT #9598 of 10001
"Don' be e-scared"
Okay, so here's my randomness, then I must bathe.
"People finger that stuff."
"Them Columbine boys weren't teased as much as what's on her head."
"I'm a nervous muncher."
"Last thing we need is someone we'll be competing against answering your pants."
"Overpriced luxury suite and craptastic stationary supplies. Try the night stand, next to the Gideon."
"Your obsessively bitter solitaire version of the license plate game."
"Are you a serial killer? You'd tell me if you were, right?"
"Let's see what we're down to after that pecan-log."
And finally...
"I promise this'll all make sense later."
DavidS - Apr 24, 2006 1:06:36 pm PDT #9599 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
"Them Columbine boys weren't teased as much as what's on her head."
::files this one away for future use::
Topic!Cindy - Apr 24, 2006 1:06:56 pm PDT #9600 of 10001
What is even happening?
"Them Columbine boys weren't teased as much as what's on her head."Favorite.
"Let's see what we're down to after that pecan-log."Is it wrong to hope the characters have an argument about the right way to say pecan?
DavidS - Apr 24, 2006 1:08:24 pm PDT #9601 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Btw, Tim have you been watching the DVDs of Action (the TV show killed by Fox w/ Jay Mohr and Ileanna Douglas)?
Every time I watch an ep, I think of you.
Don't take it personally that prostitutes and bastards remind me of you.
Atropa - Apr 24, 2006 1:08:26 pm PDT #9602 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
"Them Columbine boys weren't teased as much as what's on her head."
I love this. I mean, I love all of the lines you posted, but this? This fills my gothy heart with glee.