I second David's recommendation of that series. Not that you needed that. But for the record. My permanent record.
The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
"Overpriced luxury suite and craptastic stationary supplies. Try the night stand, next to the Gideon."
Yesss!
Someday I will open a nightstand and it will have the Shorter Oxford Dictionary, and I will die of happy right there.
You haven't watched Jam yet, have you?
I shall sulk.
I haven't had the time yet, Strega. But I have it right here. You sulk.
Done and done.
Someday I will open a nightstand and it will have the Shorter Oxford Dictionary, and I will die of happy right there.
One of the things the American Poetry & Literacy Project [link] does is put books of poetry in hotel rooms. Perhaps we could start something similar for dictionaries. Or Firefly DVDs.
I once checked into a hotel after a very long day and found the Gideon Bible open to a particularly gloomy part of Job.
Tim's going to be watching Jam? Best. Show. Ever.
And by 'best' I mean 'sickest' and also 'wrongest'.
Oh Melon King...
Ima sulk with Strega.
Oh Melon King...Symptomless comas!
I have to do all the laundry in the world, too.
SULK.
How much do I love the possibility of getting to hear a television character call something "craptastic"?