Okay, so here's my randomness, then I must bathe.
"People finger that stuff."
"Them Columbine boys weren't teased as much as what's on her head."
"I'm a nervous muncher."
"Last thing we need is someone we'll be competing against answering your pants."
"Overpriced luxury suite and craptastic stationary supplies. Try the night stand, next to the Gideon."
"Your obsessively bitter solitaire version of the license plate game."
"Are you a serial killer? You'd tell me if you were, right?"
"Let's see what we're down to after that pecan-log."
And finally...
"I promise this'll all make sense later."
"Them Columbine boys weren't teased as much as what's on her head."
::files this one away for future use::
"Them Columbine boys weren't teased as much as what's on her head."
Favorite.
"Let's see what we're down to after that pecan-log."
Is it wrong to hope the characters have an argument about the right way to say
pecan?
Btw, Tim have you been watching the DVDs of
Action
(the TV show killed by Fox w/ Jay Mohr and Ileanna Douglas)?
Every time I watch an ep, I think of you.
Don't take it personally that prostitutes and bastards remind me of you.
"Them Columbine boys weren't teased as much as what's on her head."
I love this. I mean, I love all of the lines you posted, but this? This fills my gothy heart with glee.
I second David's recommendation of that series. Not that you needed that. But for the record. My permanent record.
"Overpriced luxury suite and craptastic stationary supplies. Try the night stand, next to the Gideon."
Yesss!
Someday I will open a nightstand and it will have the Shorter Oxford Dictionary, and I will die of happy right there.
You haven't watched Jam yet, have you?
I shall sulk.
