Whoa! I... I think I'm having a thought. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a thought. Now I'm having a plan. Now I'm having a wiggins.

Xander ,'First Date'


The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


joe boucher - Mar 22, 2006 7:19:12 am PST #9005 of 10001
I knew that topless lady had something up her sleeve. - John Prine

"Love Me Tonight." Chevalier, MacDonald, Loy, Rodgers and also Hart. Soooo good.

My father-in-law's favorite musical. And I'll take this opportunity to pimp his new book. My favorite illustration of his is one of character actors from the thirties & forties who usually ended up playing the star's wealthy father, including LMT's Charlie Ruggles, Eugene Pallette, Charles Coburn, Edward Arnold, and... someone else. I'll ask him if he did an LMT painting or one of Rodgers & Hart (he's done a lot of songwriters.) Seems like he said he tried a Thin Man series but gave up because he couldn't figure out how to caricature Myrna Loy to his satisfaction. His favorite bit from LMT:

Vicomte Gilbert de Vareze: [after the Princess has fainted] Could you go for a doctor?
Countess Valentine: YES... bring him right in!


Polter-Cow - Mar 22, 2006 7:36:20 am PST #9006 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I quoted your tagline (sans the "In conclusion,") saying, "My Hindu friend says, 'Hinduism is a famous religion, plus, sexual congress'," but I actually heard it whooshing over everyone's head. Where's the tag from, anyhow?

Haaaa. It's from Dinosaur Comics. And I know it may not have worked in context, but as they say: it's the "In conclusion" that makes it art. Also, I'm more of a Hindu agnostic.

I was looking at my tagline and noting that I hadn't changed it in a long while. Although now I am wanting to change it to the punchline of today's comic: "Am I the only dude who truly wishes it were possible to clean a house with METAPHORS??"


Topic!Cindy - Mar 22, 2006 7:38:39 am PST #9007 of 10001
What is even happening?

Also, I'm more of a Hindu agnostic.
I knew this, but it was easier to stop the explanation with "My friend is a Hindu, and says..."
I was looking at my tagline and noting that I hadn't changed it in a long while. Although now I am wanting to change it to the punchline of today's comic: "Am I the only dude who truly wishes it were possible to clean a house with METAPHORS??"
I think you must, or I might steal that.


Polter-Cow - Mar 22, 2006 7:48:30 am PST #9008 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Done.

And what do you know, my tagline before the Hinduism one was also from T-Rex:

Dude! You're not allowed to lie to your own diary! A— Are you?


joe boucher - Mar 22, 2006 7:50:46 am PST #9009 of 10001
I knew that topless lady had something up her sleeve. - John Prine

Plate of shrimp! (Check out Repo Man if you aren't familiar with that metaphor.) Anyway, maybe it's the zeitgeist, 'cause here's the most recent post in music:

Jon B.: Sparks have a new song called "Metaphor". You will love it. Someone saved me the trouble of posting a mp3: [link]

Chicks dig dig D-I-G dig dig metaphors!


Polter-Cow - Mar 22, 2006 8:02:56 am PST #9010 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

If I use them wisely and use them well, I will never know the hell of loneliness?

Liars!


Betsy HP - Mar 22, 2006 8:29:19 am PST #9011 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

To kill without leaving the house, you have to have somebody in the house. Maybe you could murder FedEx people?


Betsy HP - Mar 22, 2006 8:30:47 am PST #9012 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

"Love Me Tonight." Chevalier, MacDonald, Loy, Rodgers and also Hart. Soooo good.

Loves Tim. Again.


Ginger - Mar 22, 2006 8:31:43 am PST #9013 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

He could keep ordering pizza.


§ ita § - Mar 22, 2006 8:35:56 am PST #9014 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

To kill without leaving the house, you have to have somebody in the house.

Think outside the box! You can mail death. You can launch death from turrets. You can radio-control death.