You'd never make it. I'd rip your spine out before you got half a step. Those little legs wouldn't be much good without one of those.

Glory ,'The Killer In Me'


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[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


joe boucher - Mar 22, 2006 7:50:46 am PST #9009 of 10001
I knew that topless lady had something up her sleeve. - John Prine

Plate of shrimp! (Check out Repo Man if you aren't familiar with that metaphor.) Anyway, maybe it's the zeitgeist, 'cause here's the most recent post in music:

Jon B.: Sparks have a new song called "Metaphor". You will love it. Someone saved me the trouble of posting a mp3: [link]

Chicks dig dig D-I-G dig dig metaphors!


Polter-Cow - Mar 22, 2006 8:02:56 am PST #9010 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

If I use them wisely and use them well, I will never know the hell of loneliness?

Liars!


Betsy HP - Mar 22, 2006 8:29:19 am PST #9011 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

To kill without leaving the house, you have to have somebody in the house. Maybe you could murder FedEx people?


Betsy HP - Mar 22, 2006 8:30:47 am PST #9012 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

"Love Me Tonight." Chevalier, MacDonald, Loy, Rodgers and also Hart. Soooo good.

Loves Tim. Again.


Ginger - Mar 22, 2006 8:31:43 am PST #9013 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

He could keep ordering pizza.


§ ita § - Mar 22, 2006 8:35:56 am PST #9014 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

To kill without leaving the house, you have to have somebody in the house.

Think outside the box! You can mail death. You can launch death from turrets. You can radio-control death.


Wolfram - Mar 22, 2006 8:37:35 am PST #9015 of 10001
Visilurking

You can lure victims over through the internet. (Or maybe that just works for trees.)


Topic!Cindy - Mar 22, 2006 8:44:35 am PST #9016 of 10001
What is even happening?

WOLFRAM!!! Welcome back! How's the newest addition? How are you and the whole family?


Jessica - Mar 22, 2006 8:45:09 am PST #9017 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

To kill without leaving the house, you have to have somebody in the house.

The killing is coming from inside the house!


Zenkitty - Mar 22, 2006 8:54:06 am PST #9018 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

The victim is inside the house!

Aha, x-post thinky.