To kill without leaving the house, you have to have somebody in the house.
Think outside the box! You can mail death. You can launch death from turrets. You can radio-control death.
Angel: You know, I killed my actual dad. It was one of the first things I did when I became a vampire. Wesley: I hardly see how that's the same situation. Angel: Yeah. I didn't really think that one through.
'Lineage'
The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
§ ita § - Mar 22, 2006 8:35:56 am PST #9014 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Wolfram - Mar 22, 2006 8:37:35 am PST #9015 of 10001
Visilurking
You can lure victims over through the internet. (Or maybe that just works for trees.)
Topic!Cindy - Mar 22, 2006 8:44:35 am PST #9016 of 10001
What is even happening?
WOLFRAM!!! Welcome back! How's the newest addition? How are you and the whole family?
Jessica - Mar 22, 2006 8:45:09 am PST #9017 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
To kill without leaving the house, you have to have somebody in the house.
The killing is coming from inside the house!
Zenkitty - Mar 22, 2006 8:54:06 am PST #9018 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
The victim is inside the house!
Aha, x-post thinky.
Wolfram - Mar 22, 2006 9:10:02 am PST #9019 of 10001
Visilurking
Hey Cindy! I'm actually still here, albeit supporting people by email. Baby's great and totally being smothered by her siblings. And I'm on my last three days at my soon-to-be old job!
Kristen - Mar 22, 2006 10:12:54 pm PST #9020 of 10001
Some news:
DRIVE (FOX) - Greg Yaitanes ("Bones"), who's already behind fellow FOX drama "Southern Comfort," has been tapped to direct the 20th Century Fox Television-based pilot, an ensemble drama about an illegal cross-country road race. He'll work from a script by creators Ben Queen and Tim Minear. No casting has been announced for the project.
Nilly - Mar 22, 2006 10:23:58 pm PST #9021 of 10001
Swouncing
You can lure victims over through the internet.
Well, I'm still alive, so this skill still needs some improving.
(Joe, backsent.)
(Oh, and P-C! I hadn't posted with you in forever! I didn't get to congratulate you on the job, wish you a smooth move, or anything!)
(Oh, and one last pirate thing: the "arrrr" jokes are even funnier for me because the letter that's pronounced most differently, at least for me, in Hebrew and when I try to properly pronounce English, is the "r". So it's like: how would an Israeli pirate sound? Will an Israeli and an English-speaking pirates be able to communicate through their very different "arrrr"s, assuming that's all their language is composed of? Or will the different pronunciation result in a sea battle? Big practical questions like that.)
Simon - Mar 22, 2006 11:54:50 pm PST #9022 of 10001
Oh oh oh Greg Yaitanes directed some Invisible Man episodes. Nice one.
Polter-Cow - Mar 23, 2006 4:01:24 am PST #9023 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
(Oh, and P-C! I hadn't posted with you in forever! I didn't get to congratulate you on the job, wish you a smooth move, or anything!)
Thank you!
Will an Israeli and an English-speaking pirates be able to communicate through their very different "arrrr"s, assuming that's all their language is composed of? Or will the different pronunciation result in a sea battle?
You need to write this movie. It could win three Oscars!