It's funny cause it's true.
Wait. People? She eats people? 'To Serve Man.' It's 'To Serve Man' all over again.
Gunn ,'Power Play'
The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
Kristen - Feb 28, 2006 1:44:14 pm PST #8468 of 10001
Betsy HP - Feb 28, 2006 2:23:35 pm PST #8469 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
I have a headache, too. damn that tim! Now I shall become violent.
§ ita § - Feb 28, 2006 2:26:58 pm PST #8470 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I have a headache. Now I shall attempt to become comatose. That would totally rock.
Got Life - Feb 28, 2006 11:04:39 pm PST #8471 of 10001
Life is eternal, Love is immortal, and death is only an illusion.
Careful you might wake up in a coma. And then what would you do?
I don't think tylenol fixes that.
Frankenbuddha - Mar 01, 2006 3:23:28 am PST #8472 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Better get the word in fast before the turret is complete.
Turret? I thought he was building a moat. Did I miss a memo?
Betsy HP - Mar 01, 2006 5:18:58 am PST #8473 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
Canonically, if I go into a coma, don't I have a good chance of waking up with a completely different body? Do I get casting approval?
Betsy HP - Mar 01, 2006 8:16:14 am PST #8474 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
From a new massage therapy my company is offering:
Using our touch-based skills and in relation to your wish for change, we help you find related places in your body that have become disconnected, disowned or unforgiven by you. From there we support you in discovering ways to reconnect those areas in awareness and acceptance — allowing greater ease and freedom in your body and mind, and providing access to healing on all levels.
Um... "unforgiven"? What, I raped my cerebral arteries on a pool table?
§ ita § - Mar 01, 2006 8:24:43 am PST #8475 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'm full of unforgiven bits.
Topic!Cindy - Mar 01, 2006 8:29:21 am PST #8476 of 10001
What is even happening?
That would be when you hate something about your body, for being weak, or ugly, or the wrong size, shape, etc--right? I have unforgiven bits.
bon bon - Mar 01, 2006 8:31:24 am PST #8477 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
I forgive you, stupid boat feet