I forgive you, stupid boat feet
You turn on any of my crew, you turn on me.
Mal ,'Ariel'
The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
bon bon - Mar 01, 2006 8:31:24 am PST #8477 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
§ ita § - Mar 01, 2006 8:34:51 am PST #8478 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'd try forgiving my head, but it doesn't leave me with enough energy for the effort.
Ginger - Mar 01, 2006 8:43:11 am PST #8479 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
I don't think I could bring myself to forgive ita's head either. ita's head treats her too badly.
DavidS - Mar 01, 2006 9:46:22 am PST #8480 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I forgive you, stupid boat feet
Heh. Audrey Hepburn had boat feet, and you have more than a few qualities in common with her.
bon bon - Mar 01, 2006 10:00:30 am PST #8481 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
That's very flattering!
DavidS - Mar 01, 2006 10:15:01 am PST #8482 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
That's very flattering!
Let's do a check list.
Brunette? Check
Super pretty? Check
Stylish hair? Check
Had affair with William Holden? Check
Looks good next to Gregory Peck? Check
Devotes life to humanitarian causes and relieving the suffering of children worldwide? Nope.
Five out of six!
bon bon - Mar 01, 2006 10:16:31 am PST #8483 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
YESSSS!! I am 5/6 Audrey Hepburn, good enough for me!
Trudy Booth - Mar 01, 2006 12:14:20 pm PST #8484 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Member of the French Resistance?
Allyson - Mar 01, 2006 1:27:59 pm PST #8485 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Turret? I thought he was building a moat. Did I miss a memo?
The moat is a joke. The turret is real.
BartlebyFink - Mar 01, 2006 4:38:30 pm PST #8486 of 10001
One Hot Burrito!
The moat is a joke. The turret is real.
That is my favorite written or spoken phrase so far this day.