Canonically, if I go into a coma, don't I have a good chance of waking up with a completely different body? Do I get casting approval?
Wash: Mal, your dead army buddy's on the bridge! Zoe: He ain't dead. Wash: Oh.
'The Message'
The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
Betsy HP - Mar 01, 2006 5:18:58 am PST #8473 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
Betsy HP - Mar 01, 2006 8:16:14 am PST #8474 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
From a new massage therapy my company is offering:
Using our touch-based skills and in relation to your wish for change, we help you find related places in your body that have become disconnected, disowned or unforgiven by you. From there we support you in discovering ways to reconnect those areas in awareness and acceptance — allowing greater ease and freedom in your body and mind, and providing access to healing on all levels.
Um... "unforgiven"? What, I raped my cerebral arteries on a pool table?
§ ita § - Mar 01, 2006 8:24:43 am PST #8475 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'm full of unforgiven bits.
Topic!Cindy - Mar 01, 2006 8:29:21 am PST #8476 of 10001
What is even happening?
That would be when you hate something about your body, for being weak, or ugly, or the wrong size, shape, etc--right? I have unforgiven bits.
bon bon - Mar 01, 2006 8:31:24 am PST #8477 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
I forgive you, stupid boat feet
§ ita § - Mar 01, 2006 8:34:51 am PST #8478 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'd try forgiving my head, but it doesn't leave me with enough energy for the effort.
Ginger - Mar 01, 2006 8:43:11 am PST #8479 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
I don't think I could bring myself to forgive ita's head either. ita's head treats her too badly.
DavidS - Mar 01, 2006 9:46:22 am PST #8480 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I forgive you, stupid boat feet
Heh. Audrey Hepburn had boat feet, and you have more than a few qualities in common with her.
bon bon - Mar 01, 2006 10:00:30 am PST #8481 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
That's very flattering!
DavidS - Mar 01, 2006 10:15:01 am PST #8482 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
That's very flattering!
Let's do a check list.
Brunette? Check
Super pretty? Check
Stylish hair? Check
Had affair with William Holden? Check
Looks good next to Gregory Peck? Check
Devotes life to humanitarian causes and relieving the suffering of children worldwide? Nope.
Five out of six!