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Angel: You know, I killed my actual dad. It was one of the first things I did when I became a vampire. Wesley: I hardly see how that's the same situation. Angel: Yeah. I didn't really think that one through.

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Betsy HP - Mar 01, 2006 8:16:14 am PST #8474 of 10001

If I only had a brain...

From a new massage therapy my company is offering:

Using our touch-based skills and in relation to your wish for change, we help you find related places in your body that have become disconnected, disowned or unforgiven by you. From there we support you in discovering ways to reconnect those areas in awareness and acceptance — allowing greater ease and freedom in your body and mind, and providing access to healing on all levels.

Um... "unforgiven"? What, I raped my cerebral arteries on a pool table?

§ ita § - Mar 01, 2006 8:24:43 am PST #8475 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm full of unforgiven bits.

Topic!Cindy - Mar 01, 2006 8:29:21 am PST #8476 of 10001

What is even happening?

That would be when you hate something about your body, for being weak, or ugly, or the wrong size, shape, etc--right? I have unforgiven bits.

bon bon - Mar 01, 2006 8:31:24 am PST #8477 of 10001

It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I forgive you, stupid boat feet

§ ita § - Mar 01, 2006 8:34:51 am PST #8478 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'd try forgiving my head, but it doesn't leave me with enough energy for the effort.

Ginger - Mar 01, 2006 8:43:11 am PST #8479 of 10001

"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I don't think I could bring myself to forgive ita's head either. ita's head treats her too badly.

DavidS - Mar 01, 2006 9:46:22 am PST #8480 of 10001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I forgive you, stupid boat feet

Heh. Audrey Hepburn had boat feet, and you have more than a few qualities in common with her.

bon bon - Mar 01, 2006 10:00:30 am PST #8481 of 10001

It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

That's very flattering!

DavidS - Mar 01, 2006 10:15:01 am PST #8482 of 10001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

That's very flattering!

Let's do a check list.

Brunette? Check

Super pretty? Check

Stylish hair? Check

Had affair with William Holden? Check

Looks good next to Gregory Peck? Check

Devotes life to humanitarian causes and relieving the suffering of children worldwide? Nope.

Five out of six!

bon bon - Mar 01, 2006 10:16:31 am PST #8483 of 10001

It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

YESSSS!! I am 5/6 Audrey Hepburn, good enough for me!

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