Well, it's just good to know that when the chips are down and things look grim you'll feed off the girl who loves you to save your own ass!

Xander ,'Chosen'


The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Allyson - Feb 28, 2006 1:40:20 pm PST #8465 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

No, I think he caused all your dental woes. See, ita and I are both Winters, so, you know, Evil Mojo Jojo Minearjo works differently for us.


Kristen - Feb 28, 2006 1:40:55 pm PST #8466 of 10001

I think the website acts as a forcefield.

Also I have class tonight. My homework sucks.

ETA:

No, I think he caused all your dental woes.

I'm pretty sure that was my parents. Unless there's something Tim hasn't told me...


Allyson - Feb 28, 2006 1:43:09 pm PST #8467 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

You have your mom's eyes and your dad's paranoia.


Kristen - Feb 28, 2006 1:44:14 pm PST #8468 of 10001

It's funny cause it's true.


Betsy HP - Feb 28, 2006 2:23:35 pm PST #8469 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

I have a headache, too. damn that tim! Now I shall become violent.


§ ita § - Feb 28, 2006 2:26:58 pm PST #8470 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I have a headache. Now I shall attempt to become comatose. That would totally rock.


Got Life - Feb 28, 2006 11:04:39 pm PST #8471 of 10001
Life is eternal, Love is immortal, and death is only an illusion.

Careful you might wake up in a coma. And then what would you do?

I don't think tylenol fixes that.


Frankenbuddha - Mar 01, 2006 3:23:28 am PST #8472 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Better get the word in fast before the turret is complete.

Turret? I thought he was building a moat. Did I miss a memo?


Betsy HP - Mar 01, 2006 5:18:58 am PST #8473 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Canonically, if I go into a coma, don't I have a good chance of waking up with a completely different body? Do I get casting approval?


Betsy HP - Mar 01, 2006 8:16:14 am PST #8474 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

From a new massage therapy my company is offering:

Using our touch-based skills and in relation to your wish for change, we help you find related places in your body that have become disconnected, disowned or unforgiven by you. From there we support you in discovering ways to reconnect those areas in awareness and acceptance — allowing greater ease and freedom in your body and mind, and providing access to healing on all levels.

Um... "unforgiven"? What, I raped my cerebral arteries on a pool table?