Yeah, the simple theories don't work so well. We tried without success and quit before doing serious damage.
I don't think it is particularly possible to smoosh the plastic lions without a great deal more infrastructure than I have available to me at home. Or possibly even here at work.
Or possibly even here at work.
That's a daunting thought.
What sort of infrastructure? I feel like setting up a think tank to smoosh the lion. I bet Colin would totally dig that too. He's invited.
Is the smooshed lion actually smooshed? Or is it just missing a bit of plastic? If it's the latter, you could just cut out a section with a hot Exacto knife.
Oh.
OK, someone who has an authentic smooshed lion needs to do a 3D laser scan before we can proceed further....
I seem to recall hearing they actually had a special mold built to create the smushfacedness on the show.
If they're hollow, that makes things really difficult. Maybe very carefully and steadily carve your way into it with a soldering iron? Start in the middle and work your way out, then use said hot exacto knife to flatten the edges? I don't know. Definitely something you'd want to do where you had ventilation.
Someone with an actual smooshfaced lion just needs to give me one. It's very simple.
I would take a wedge (like you use for splitting wood) and heat it up and then slowly press it into the silly little lion's face.
I did not ever buy a regular lion because only a smooshed face one would do. My love is purer.
Oh and ita, I heard some reference to a man pie on tv this weekend and thought of Colin pie.