Oh.
OK, someone who has an authentic smooshed lion needs to do a 3D laser scan before we can proceed further....
That's one spunky little girl you've raised. I'm gonna eat her.
The Mayor ,'End of Days'
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tommyrot - Jan 23, 2006 10:50:04 am PST #7695 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Kalshane - Jan 23, 2006 10:53:36 am PST #7696 of 10001
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why?
Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.
I seem to recall hearing they actually had a special mold built to create the smushfacedness on the show.
If they're hollow, that makes things really difficult. Maybe very carefully and steadily carve your way into it with a soldering iron? Start in the middle and work your way out, then use said hot exacto knife to flatten the edges? I don't know. Definitely something you'd want to do where you had ventilation.
Kristen - Jan 23, 2006 10:55:22 am PST #7697 of 10001
I love this thread.
§ ita § - Jan 23, 2006 10:56:39 am PST #7698 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Someone with an actual smooshfaced lion just needs to give me one. It's very simple.
Tamara - Jan 23, 2006 11:00:54 am PST #7699 of 10001
You know, we could experiment and cancel football.
I would take a wedge (like you use for splitting wood) and heat it up and then slowly press it into the silly little lion's face.
msbelle - Jan 23, 2006 11:01:05 am PST #7700 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
I did not ever buy a regular lion because only a smooshed face one would do. My love is purer.
Oh and ita, I heard some reference to a man pie on tv this weekend and thought of Colin pie.
§ ita § - Jan 23, 2006 11:02:51 am PST #7701 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I heard some reference to a man pie on tv this weekend and thought of Colin pie.
Man pie as in guys with pie as in that link I got in trouble for posting here?
Allyson - Jan 23, 2006 11:03:07 am PST #7702 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
But not a guy with a pie.
§ ita § - Jan 23, 2006 11:03:49 am PST #7703 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Colin is without pie.
Allyson - Jan 23, 2006 11:03:58 am PST #7704 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
see above, ita, and contain your linkage.