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§ ita § - Jan 12, 2006 1:44:53 pm PST #7501 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

When did it become all about him and his needs?


Allyson - Jan 12, 2006 1:48:12 pm PST #7502 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

No idea. I didn't sign off on any such plan.


§ ita § - Jan 12, 2006 1:53:36 pm PST #7503 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Let's nip that in the bud, ASAP.


Allyson - Jan 12, 2006 2:17:21 pm PST #7504 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Well, I'm not gonna be the one to tell him.


§ ita § - Jan 12, 2006 2:18:21 pm PST #7505 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Isn't that what his assistant is for?


Allyson - Jan 12, 2006 2:23:55 pm PST #7506 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

You call his assistant and let me know how it goes.


§ ita § - Jan 12, 2006 2:25:48 pm PST #7507 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Does his assistant maybe have an assistant I could get in touch with?


Allyson - Jan 12, 2006 2:32:54 pm PST #7508 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Sadly, that's probably me.


§ ita § - Jan 12, 2006 2:36:20 pm PST #7509 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Excellent! Why don't you get right on that?

Also, can you stop the chick in the cubicle one over from making petulant or whiny sounding personall calls?

Ta, ever so.


Allyson - Jan 12, 2006 2:48:09 pm PST #7510 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I need to get him to change the lightbulb in my kitchen, first.