Death is your art. You make it with your hands day after day. That final gasp, that look of peace. And part of you is desperate to know: What's it like? Where does it lead you? And now you see, that's the secret. Not the punch you didn't throw or the kicks you didn't land. She really wanted it. Every Slayer has a death wish. Even you.

Spike ,'Conversations with Dead People'


The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Allyson - Jan 12, 2006 1:48:12 pm PST #7502 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

No idea. I didn't sign off on any such plan.


§ ita § - Jan 12, 2006 1:53:36 pm PST #7503 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Let's nip that in the bud, ASAP.


Allyson - Jan 12, 2006 2:17:21 pm PST #7504 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Well, I'm not gonna be the one to tell him.


§ ita § - Jan 12, 2006 2:18:21 pm PST #7505 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Isn't that what his assistant is for?


Allyson - Jan 12, 2006 2:23:55 pm PST #7506 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

You call his assistant and let me know how it goes.


§ ita § - Jan 12, 2006 2:25:48 pm PST #7507 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Does his assistant maybe have an assistant I could get in touch with?


Allyson - Jan 12, 2006 2:32:54 pm PST #7508 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Sadly, that's probably me.


§ ita § - Jan 12, 2006 2:36:20 pm PST #7509 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Excellent! Why don't you get right on that?

Also, can you stop the chick in the cubicle one over from making petulant or whiny sounding personall calls?

Ta, ever so.


Allyson - Jan 12, 2006 2:48:09 pm PST #7510 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I need to get him to change the lightbulb in my kitchen, first.


§ ita § - Jan 12, 2006 2:53:27 pm PST #7511 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Okay, but keep me apprised of your progress.