Isn't that what his assistant is for?
Anybody can be a prop class clown.
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§ ita § - Jan 12, 2006 2:18:21 pm PST #7505 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Allyson - Jan 12, 2006 2:23:55 pm PST #7506 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
You call his assistant and let me know how it goes.
§ ita § - Jan 12, 2006 2:25:48 pm PST #7507 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Does his assistant maybe have an assistant I could get in touch with?
Allyson - Jan 12, 2006 2:32:54 pm PST #7508 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Sadly, that's probably me.
§ ita § - Jan 12, 2006 2:36:20 pm PST #7509 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Excellent! Why don't you get right on that?
Also, can you stop the chick in the cubicle one over from making petulant or whiny sounding personall calls?
Ta, ever so.
Allyson - Jan 12, 2006 2:48:09 pm PST #7510 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I need to get him to change the lightbulb in my kitchen, first.
§ ita § - Jan 12, 2006 2:53:27 pm PST #7511 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Okay, but keep me apprised of your progress.
Betsy HP - Jan 12, 2006 2:55:59 pm PST #7512 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
Hey, but what about my pony?
§ ita § - Jan 12, 2006 2:57:17 pm PST #7513 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Get to the back of the line, woman.
Betsy HP - Jan 12, 2006 3:00:42 pm PST #7514 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
There's a pony line?