Can't drink, smoke, diddle my willy. Doesn't leave much to do other than watch you blokes stumble around playing Agatha Christie.

Spike ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


§ ita § - Jan 12, 2006 2:36:20 pm PST #7509 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Excellent! Why don't you get right on that?

Also, can you stop the chick in the cubicle one over from making petulant or whiny sounding personall calls?

Ta, ever so.


Allyson - Jan 12, 2006 2:48:09 pm PST #7510 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I need to get him to change the lightbulb in my kitchen, first.


§ ita § - Jan 12, 2006 2:53:27 pm PST #7511 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Okay, but keep me apprised of your progress.


Betsy HP - Jan 12, 2006 2:55:59 pm PST #7512 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Hey, but what about my pony?


§ ita § - Jan 12, 2006 2:57:17 pm PST #7513 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Get to the back of the line, woman.


Betsy HP - Jan 12, 2006 3:00:42 pm PST #7514 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

There's a pony line?


Allyson - Jan 12, 2006 3:09:20 pm PST #7515 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Kristen is first. I'd let you have my spot since I've given up long ago on my pony.

Boys are so unreliable.

It must be because they're farther from the earth.


Kristen - Jan 12, 2006 3:27:37 pm PST #7516 of 10001

Betsy can have my spot too. Godot will probably get here before the ponies do.


Betsy HP - Jan 12, 2006 5:01:32 pm PST #7517 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Actually, I'll be over here in the "really obscure Art Nouveau jewelry" line.


Sue - Jan 12, 2006 5:01:34 pm PST #7518 of 10001
hip deep in pie

Godot is a pony.