so you say!
So does the URL, coincidentally enough.
Weird, that.
Mom! Dead people are talking to you. Do the math!
Buffy ,'Showtime'
The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
§ ita § - Dec 08, 2005 8:21:57 am PST #6910 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
tommyrot - Dec 08, 2005 8:22:07 am PST #6911 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
American Heritage says it can be either, tommy. Columbia University disagrees.
Dammit! How am I supposed to sleep now, with this confusion?
§ ita § - Dec 08, 2005 8:23:04 am PST #6912 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
How am I supposed to sleep now
I think your bosses might be okay with your being unable to sleep at this moment. Hey! Maybe I can use this confusion to keep me awake tonight and tomorrow morning.
Jessica - Dec 08, 2005 8:30:39 am PST #6913 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I see ads for In-Demand Degrees, prostate meds, and diet pills.
Only the prostate meds strike me as overly ironic, except I'm pretty sure eunuchs still have prostates.
Jesse - Dec 08, 2005 8:31:35 am PST #6914 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Castratos are snipped before puberty -- I think eunuch covers guys who lose the goods at any point.
So castrati could be a subset of eunuchs, then? I'm fine with that.
§ ita § - Dec 08, 2005 8:32:51 am PST #6915 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Heh. I guess they're not consistently generated.
I get ads for Cuisinart products and shaving supplies.
Now I want to load the pages a number of times...ha! This time I get ads for Christian singles.
That's what happens when you trigger ad selection by text and not context.
eta:
So castrati could be a subset of eunuchs, then?
I think it's not "could be", but "are."
eta²: Oh, I see your ads, Jessica -- I was talking about the ones in the body, not the sidebar.
Jessica - Dec 08, 2005 8:48:12 am PST #6916 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Aha! I see where the in-context ads are now.
Animal Castrator $164.99
Free Shipping in United States Band Castration of Livestock
www.Castrator.com
tommyrot - Dec 08, 2005 8:51:05 am PST #6917 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
From castrator.com
The links contained below show pictures of how the Eze Bloodless Castrator works. Please be patient when the images down load. I promise you they will be benificial to you.
Now that's an unusual definition of 'benificial.'
Frankenbuddha - Dec 08, 2005 8:52:18 am PST #6918 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
I get ads for Cuisinart products and shaving supplies.
And now I'm conflating these with the current in-thread castration theme. Eeek.
§ ita § - Dec 08, 2005 8:54:14 am PST #6919 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
And now I'm conflating these with the current in-thread castration theme. Eeek.
They are on a page all about eunuchs, after all.
The castration device ads are at least...well, literally on topic.
Bloodless castration, huh? That's...handy?