Customer testimonial:
"We received the new castrator today. My, your service is prompt! My husband is already rubbing his hands gleefully, wanting to use it tonight. But, since it is 9:30 at night and -10° F, I think he'll wait until morning. Thanks Again."
eta: OK, this one is ew:
"Hey Folks, this is the best thing for castration since the invention of the pocketknife. Or maybe the sharpening stone! Thanks for a job well done."