From castrator.com
The links contained below show pictures of how the Eze Bloodless Castrator works. Please be patient when the images down load. I promise you they will be benificial to you.
Now that's an unusual definition of 'benificial.'
Wash: Well, I wash my hands of it. It's a hopeless case. I'll read a nice poem at the funeral. Something with imagery. Zoe: You could lock the door and keep the power-hungry maniac at bay. Wash: Oh, no, I'm starting to like this poetry idea now. Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross...
'Shindig'
The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
tommyrot - Dec 08, 2005 8:51:05 am PST #6917 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Frankenbuddha - Dec 08, 2005 8:52:18 am PST #6918 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
I get ads for Cuisinart products and shaving supplies.
And now I'm conflating these with the current in-thread castration theme. Eeek.
§ ita § - Dec 08, 2005 8:54:14 am PST #6919 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
And now I'm conflating these with the current in-thread castration theme. Eeek.
They are on a page all about eunuchs, after all.
The castration device ads are at least...well, literally on topic.
Bloodless castration, huh? That's...handy?
tommyrot - Dec 08, 2005 8:57:20 am PST #6920 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Customer testimonial:
"We received the new castrator today. My, your service is prompt! My husband is already rubbing his hands gleefully, wanting to use it tonight. But, since it is 9:30 at night and -10° F, I think he'll wait until morning. Thanks Again."
eta: OK, this one is ew:
"Hey Folks, this is the best thing for castration since the invention of the pocketknife. Or maybe the sharpening stone! Thanks for a job well done."
Jesse - Dec 08, 2005 9:14:22 am PST #6921 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I think it's not "could be", but "are."
I like to hedge my bets when I know I'm skimming -- my reading comprehension is low enough, even when I'm trying to pay attention.
Betsy HP - Dec 08, 2005 9:21:30 am PST #6922 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
ads for Cuisinart products
t winces. A lot.
Jessica - Dec 08, 2005 9:28:30 am PST #6923 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Current in-context ads:
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§ ita § - Dec 08, 2005 10:31:21 am PST #6924 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I don't think I want my soul unleashed, Jewish or not.
aurelia - Dec 08, 2005 12:16:32 pm PST #6925 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
FCM with Muppets and castration. Tim will never post here again, will he?
Vortex - Dec 08, 2005 12:20:10 pm PST #6926 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
from the man who created Puppet Angel, and had him go on a date? I think we're safe.