And now I'm conflating these with the current in-thread castration theme. Eeek.
They are on a page all about eunuchs, after all.
The castration device ads are at least...well, literally on topic.
Bloodless castration, huh? That's...handy?
Occasionally I'm callous and strange.
Willow ,'The Killer In Me'
The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
§ ita § - Dec 08, 2005 8:54:14 am PST #6919 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
tommyrot - Dec 08, 2005 8:57:20 am PST #6920 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Customer testimonial:
"We received the new castrator today. My, your service is prompt! My husband is already rubbing his hands gleefully, wanting to use it tonight. But, since it is 9:30 at night and -10° F, I think he'll wait until morning. Thanks Again."
eta: OK, this one is ew:
"Hey Folks, this is the best thing for castration since the invention of the pocketknife. Or maybe the sharpening stone! Thanks for a job well done."
Jesse - Dec 08, 2005 9:14:22 am PST #6921 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I think it's not "could be", but "are."
I like to hedge my bets when I know I'm skimming -- my reading comprehension is low enough, even when I'm trying to pay attention.
Betsy HP - Dec 08, 2005 9:21:30 am PST #6922 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
ads for Cuisinart products
t winces. A lot.
Jessica - Dec 08, 2005 9:28:30 am PST #6923 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Current in-context ads:
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§ ita § - Dec 08, 2005 10:31:21 am PST #6924 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I don't think I want my soul unleashed, Jewish or not.
aurelia - Dec 08, 2005 12:16:32 pm PST #6925 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
FCM with Muppets and castration. Tim will never post here again, will he?
Vortex - Dec 08, 2005 12:20:10 pm PST #6926 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
from the man who created Puppet Angel, and had him go on a date? I think we're safe.
juliana - Dec 08, 2005 12:21:44 pm PST #6927 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Don't forget the detachable nose. And you know what they say about a man's nose.....
Tom Scola - Dec 08, 2005 12:22:37 pm PST #6928 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
Tim was gone by season 5.