This money, it is too much. You should have some small refund.

Niska ,'War Stories'


The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 04, 2005 7:41:07 pm PDT #4798 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Was he a Boy Scout?

No, but he's now a fireman. Whose life took a turn for the distressingly similar to Club paradise last year (he fell through a floor, went boom).


Tim Minear - Oct 04, 2005 7:46:58 pm PDT #4799 of 10001
"Don' be e-scared"

Paul Winchell did the voice of the beagle, Fleegle, on "The Banana Splits." Winchell, who was one of the inventors of the artificial heart, was also the brilliant ventriloquist for Jerry Mahoney and Knuckelhead Smiff (I had both dolls as a kid.) Winchell died last June. His daughter is the very funny April Winchell, also a brilliant voice artist.


tommyrot - Oct 04, 2005 8:05:36 pm PDT #4800 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Paul Winchell did the voice of the beagle, Fleegle, on "The Banana Splits." Winchell, who was one of the inventors of the articifical heart, was also the brilliant ventriloquist for Jerry Mahoney and Knuckelhead Smiff (I had both dolls as a kid.)

I don't think 'Fleegle' and 'artificial heart' belong in the same sentence.


Tim Minear - Oct 04, 2005 8:09:42 pm PDT #4801 of 10001
"Don' be e-scared"

Or "articifial heart" for that matter. Gawd.


Tim Minear - Oct 04, 2005 8:09:52 pm PDT #4802 of 10001
"Don' be e-scared"

Ima fix it.


tommyrot - Oct 04, 2005 8:15:15 pm PDT #4803 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

That could be a new crime drama - the killer opens up the victim's chest and installs an articifical heart.


Tim Minear - Oct 04, 2005 8:18:16 pm PDT #4804 of 10001
"Don' be e-scared"

that show's cancelled, tommyrot. So's my next one, I'm sure. Get your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty apes!


tommyrot - Oct 04, 2005 8:23:18 pm PDT #4805 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Yeah, hearts have been done to death. Or something.

Have there been any crime dramas that focused on the spleen?


Allyson - Oct 04, 2005 8:25:58 pm PDT #4806 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

That's where I keep my magic. I've none in my heart.


Betsy HP - Oct 04, 2005 8:40:11 pm PDT #4807 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

If the human reproductive system represents intelligent design, I believe I speak for the XX-half of the species in wanting to give the Designer the finger and take away His engineering license.

Me, I believe in God but in evolution, because God could totally have come up with something much more practical if He'd been intervening directly. It's ineffable.