Ima fix it.
Sometimes a thing gets broke, can't be fixed.
Kaylee ,'Out Of Gas'
The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
Tim Minear - Oct 04, 2005 8:09:52 pm PDT #4802 of 10001
"Don' be e-scared"
tommyrot - Oct 04, 2005 8:15:15 pm PDT #4803 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
That could be a new crime drama - the killer opens up the victim's chest and installs an articifical heart.
Tim Minear - Oct 04, 2005 8:18:16 pm PDT #4804 of 10001
"Don' be e-scared"
that show's cancelled, tommyrot. So's my next one, I'm sure. Get your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty apes!
tommyrot - Oct 04, 2005 8:23:18 pm PDT #4805 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Yeah, hearts have been done to death. Or something.
Have there been any crime dramas that focused on the spleen?
Allyson - Oct 04, 2005 8:25:58 pm PDT #4806 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
That's where I keep my magic. I've none in my heart.
Betsy HP - Oct 04, 2005 8:40:11 pm PDT #4807 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
If the human reproductive system represents intelligent design, I believe I speak for the XX-half of the species in wanting to give the Designer the finger and take away His engineering license.
Me, I believe in God but in evolution, because God could totally have come up with something much more practical if He'd been intervening directly. It's ineffable.
tommyrot - Oct 04, 2005 8:43:04 pm PDT #4808 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Yeah, God probably didn't put Allyson's magic in her spleen. Unless He was drunk that day.
eta: Can God make booze so powerful that even He could not avoid getting wasted?
Betsy HP - Oct 04, 2005 8:46:33 pm PDT #4809 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
There is probably some mystical sect that believes in a drunken Creator. It would explain a lot.
Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 04, 2005 9:47:50 pm PDT #4810 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Like the platypus, for instance.
aurelia - Oct 05, 2005 1:40:51 am PDT #4811 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
What a bizarre story. [link] I don't remember hearing about that at the time.
Tim has me trying to remember the motives behind the assassinations/attempts. I'm thinking probably 1/2 are loonies with little or no political reason.