That's where I keep my magic. I've none in my heart.
Sir? I'd like you to take the helm, please. I need this man to tear all my clothes off.
Zoe ,'Serenity'
The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
Allyson - Oct 04, 2005 8:25:58 pm PDT #4806 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Betsy HP - Oct 04, 2005 8:40:11 pm PDT #4807 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
If the human reproductive system represents intelligent design, I believe I speak for the XX-half of the species in wanting to give the Designer the finger and take away His engineering license.
Me, I believe in God but in evolution, because God could totally have come up with something much more practical if He'd been intervening directly. It's ineffable.
tommyrot - Oct 04, 2005 8:43:04 pm PDT #4808 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Yeah, God probably didn't put Allyson's magic in her spleen. Unless He was drunk that day.
eta: Can God make booze so powerful that even He could not avoid getting wasted?
Betsy HP - Oct 04, 2005 8:46:33 pm PDT #4809 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
There is probably some mystical sect that believes in a drunken Creator. It would explain a lot.
Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 04, 2005 9:47:50 pm PDT #4810 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Like the platypus, for instance.
aurelia - Oct 05, 2005 1:40:51 am PDT #4811 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
What a bizarre story. [link] I don't remember hearing about that at the time.
Tim has me trying to remember the motives behind the assassinations/attempts. I'm thinking probably 1/2 are loonies with little or no political reason.
tiggy - Oct 05, 2005 2:04:42 am PDT #4812 of 10001
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore
Paul Winchell did the voice of the beagle, Fleegle, on "The Banana Splits."
he also did the voice for tigger.
ION this thread was a fount of useless trivia. i like.
Topic!Cindy - Oct 05, 2005 2:41:37 am PDT #4813 of 10001
What is even happening?
You're all crazy, and I am earwormed with the theme song from The Banana Splitz.
There is probably some mystical sect that believes in a drunken Creator. It would explain a lot.
Well, not a creator, but there are the Dionysus/Bacchus/Liber adherents.
Nearmiss - Oct 05, 2005 3:52:42 am PDT #4814 of 10001
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who matter don't mind and those who mind don't matter.
Creepy link, Aurelia. I don't remember that story getting much attention at the time either, though I suspect that the tin foil hat crowd probably have files on it.
Dana - Oct 05, 2005 5:36:20 am PDT #4815 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
I'd like to point out that Betsy missed a prime opportunity to quote "Assassins."
"You know why I did it? Because there isn't any Santa Claus!"