Nobody can tell Marmaduke what to do. That's my kind of dog.

Trick ,'First Date'


The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Tim Minear - Oct 04, 2005 6:14:47 pm PDT #4745 of 10001
"Don' be e-scared"

But lori's not posting right now. Kat's interesting, though. And nothing is cuter than Kat and her knitting stick thingys.


Allyson - Oct 04, 2005 6:14:53 pm PDT #4746 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Look, Tim, I'm going to tell you a seekrit. Lean in closer so the others can't hear.

Buffistas sent a spaceship to Mars. They pick the words that will go in the dictionary. They teach the nation's youth. They are reknowned authorities on martial arts, bubblegum pop music, and mystery novels. We teach in college, and write for the New York Times.

We drive the black helicopters.

And we know where you live.


Kat - Oct 04, 2005 6:16:50 pm PDT #4747 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

JESUS. Now I''m afraid of the Buffistas.

I wonder if I can knit a tinfoil hat? I think the answer is yet.


Tim Minear - Oct 04, 2005 6:17:21 pm PDT #4748 of 10001
"Don' be e-scared"

You don't sacre me, Allyson. Much.

And if there really IS a Mars Rover! It might just be another hoax, like the moon landing.


Tim Minear - Oct 04, 2005 6:17:48 pm PDT #4749 of 10001
"Don' be e-scared"

And those fake dino bones.


Allyson - Oct 04, 2005 6:17:50 pm PDT #4750 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

But we're not a cult.


Tim Minear - Oct 04, 2005 6:19:02 pm PDT #4751 of 10001
"Don' be e-scared"

God I don't feel like working.


DavidS - Oct 04, 2005 6:19:10 pm PDT #4752 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

bubblegum pop music,

Yeah! You never know when you'll be quizzed on The Banana Splits.

It could happen at any time...


Ginger - Oct 04, 2005 6:20:18 pm PDT #4753 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

There was a waiter at a restaurant I used to go to who kept telling people that the moon landing was "just another of them simulations."


Tim Minear - Oct 04, 2005 6:20:38 pm PDT #4754 of 10001
"Don' be e-scared"

Who directed the "Danger Island" segments on "The Banana Splits?"