JESUS. Now I''m afraid of the Buffistas.
I wonder if I can knit a tinfoil hat? I think the answer is yet.
Wash: Well, I wash my hands of it. It's a hopeless case. I'll read a nice poem at the funeral. Something with imagery. Zoe: You could lock the door and keep the power-hungry maniac at bay. Wash: Oh, no, I'm starting to like this poetry idea now. Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross...
'Shindig'
The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
Kat - Oct 04, 2005 6:16:50 pm PDT #4747 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Tim Minear - Oct 04, 2005 6:17:21 pm PDT #4748 of 10001
"Don' be e-scared"
You don't sacre me, Allyson. Much.
And if there really IS a Mars Rover! It might just be another hoax, like the moon landing.
Tim Minear - Oct 04, 2005 6:17:48 pm PDT #4749 of 10001
"Don' be e-scared"
And those fake dino bones.
Allyson - Oct 04, 2005 6:17:50 pm PDT #4750 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
But we're not a cult.
Tim Minear - Oct 04, 2005 6:19:02 pm PDT #4751 of 10001
"Don' be e-scared"
God I don't feel like working.
DavidS - Oct 04, 2005 6:19:10 pm PDT #4752 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
bubblegum pop music,
Yeah! You never know when you'll be quizzed on The Banana Splits.
It could happen at any time...
Ginger - Oct 04, 2005 6:20:18 pm PDT #4753 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
There was a waiter at a restaurant I used to go to who kept telling people that the moon landing was "just another of them simulations."
Tim Minear - Oct 04, 2005 6:20:38 pm PDT #4754 of 10001
"Don' be e-scared"
Who directed the "Danger Island" segments on "The Banana Splits?"
amych - Oct 04, 2005 6:20:41 pm PDT #4755 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
yarn for knitting tinfoil hats: [link]
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Allyson - Oct 04, 2005 6:21:32 pm PDT #4756 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
And those fake dino bones.
The dino bones are REAL. The carbon dating is faked. Back in the beginning, six thousand years ago, dinosaurs chilled with Adam and Eve (but definately not Steve, that fucking killjoy) and it was good.
And then God looked down and said, "Let us test Mike Brown's mad skillz."
And Noah, he had no room on the boat for the stegosaurus, and FEMA was waiting for the governor and mayor to write a memo, and so, the dinosaurs, they drowned.