Wesley: Hey. Hey, Gunn. Is something weird going on? … Charles, you just peed on my shoes. Gunn: I'll be damned. That's weird.

'Life of the Party'


The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


DavidS - Oct 04, 2005 6:19:10 pm PDT #4752 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

bubblegum pop music,

Yeah! You never know when you'll be quizzed on The Banana Splits.

It could happen at any time...


Ginger - Oct 04, 2005 6:20:18 pm PDT #4753 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

There was a waiter at a restaurant I used to go to who kept telling people that the moon landing was "just another of them simulations."


Tim Minear - Oct 04, 2005 6:20:38 pm PDT #4754 of 10001
"Don' be e-scared"

Who directed the "Danger Island" segments on "The Banana Splits?"


amych - Oct 04, 2005 6:20:41 pm PDT #4755 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

yarn for knitting tinfoil hats: [link]


Allyson - Oct 04, 2005 6:21:32 pm PDT #4756 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

And those fake dino bones.

The dino bones are REAL. The carbon dating is faked. Back in the beginning, six thousand years ago, dinosaurs chilled with Adam and Eve (but definately not Steve, that fucking killjoy) and it was good.

And then God looked down and said, "Let us test Mike Brown's mad skillz."

And Noah, he had no room on the boat for the stegosaurus, and FEMA was waiting for the governor and mayor to write a memo, and so, the dinosaurs, they drowned.


Kat - Oct 04, 2005 6:21:35 pm PDT #4757 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

God I don't feel like working.
Ya don't say?

Amych, you're a goddess!


msbelle - Oct 04, 2005 6:21:51 pm PDT #4758 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Reading the last 100+ posts was like some crazy drunk Who's on First skit. You people are all seriously funny and cross-talky.

I think Allyson and I need to have a cute pink phone off.


DavidS - Oct 04, 2005 6:22:10 pm PDT #4759 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Who directed the "Danger Island" segments on "The Banana Splits?"

I'll do the quizzing here, mister!

::points emphatically. runs out the back door to google::


Tim Minear - Oct 04, 2005 6:22:56 pm PDT #4760 of 10001
"Don' be e-scared"

One banana, two banana, three banana, four Four bananas make a bunch and so do many more. Over hill and highway the banana buggies go Coming on to bring you the Banana Splits show Making up a mess of fun, Making up a mess of fun Lots of fun for everyone Tra la la, la la la la, tra la la, la la la la Tra la la, la la la la, tra la la, la la la la Four banana, three banana, two bananas, one All bananas playing in the bright warm sun, Flipping like a pancake, popping like a cork, Fleagle, Bingo, Drooper and, Snork Making up a mess of fun, Making up a mess of fun Lots of fun for everyone Tra la la, la la la la, tra la la, la la la la Tra la la, la la la la, tra la la, la la la la (background singer - La-----aaah!) Two Banana, four banana, one banana, three Swinging like a bunch of monkeys hanging from a tree Hey there everybody won't you come along and see How much like Banana Splits everyone can be Making up a mess of fun, Making up a mess of fun Lots of fun for everyone Tra la la, la la la la, tra la la, la la la la Tra la la, la la la la, tra la la, la la la la Tra la la, la la la la, tra la la, la la la la


DavidS - Oct 04, 2005 6:23:10 pm PDT #4761 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I think Allyson and I need to have a cute pink phone off.

Ya know, Kat has a Spider-Man phone, right?