Giles ,'Touched'
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
Look, Tim, I'm going to tell you a seekrit. Lean in closer so the others can't hear.
Buffistas sent a spaceship to Mars. They pick the words that will go in the dictionary. They teach the nation's youth. They are reknowned authorities on martial arts, bubblegum pop music, and mystery novels. We teach in college, and write for the New York Times.
We drive the black helicopters.
And we know where you live.
JESUS. Now I''m afraid of the Buffistas.
I wonder if I can knit a tinfoil hat? I think the answer is yet.
You don't sacre me, Allyson. Much.
And if there really IS a Mars Rover! It might just be another hoax, like the moon landing.
And those fake dino bones.
But we're not a cult.
God I don't feel like working.
bubblegum pop music,
Yeah! You never know when you'll be quizzed on The Banana Splits.
It could happen at any time...
There was a waiter at a restaurant I used to go to who kept telling people that the moon landing was "just another of them simulations."
Who directed the "Danger Island" segments on "The Banana Splits?"
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