Lindsey: Why--why did you... Lorne: One last job. You're not part of the solution, Lindsey. You never will be. Lindsey: You kill me? A flunky?! I'm not just...Angel...kills me. You...Angel... Lorne: Good night, folks.

'Not Fade Away'


The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Gris - Sep 21, 2005 8:45:25 am PDT #4061 of 10001
Hey. New board.

Wonderfalls, Freaks and Geeks, My So-Called Life, Dead Like Me, The Inside, and Gilmore Girls were all first scene loves for me.

Angel, Buffy, Firefly, Joan of Arcadia, Veronica Mars, and Once and Again were all slower builders.

And... that's pretty much the list of my major show loves. Everything else has been a brief, torrid affair. Actually, Dead Like Me was too, but I loved the pilot so much it needed inclusion. And The Inside hasn't really had the opportunity to be anything else. Sigh.


Nilly - Sep 21, 2005 8:57:15 am PDT #4062 of 10001
Swouncing

Which was the Wonderfalls episode Tim said should hook us? Was it Muffin Buffalo, perhaps?

It's in the archived first Minearverse thread:

Tim Minear - Mar 13, 2004 4:09:22 pm PST #4361 of 10012
Perfect example of when "nice" is so much better than "funny".

... Some pipe did need to be laid here and that's what the first couple do. If you find that by episode five you haven't settled into it, you might not. If you're patient enough to get to seven, I'd put bets I'll own your ass. And to be totally honest, there's a very good chance your ass will be mine by the end of episode three.

The 3rd episode was "Wound Up Penguin", the 5th was supposed to be "Crime Dog", and the 7th - "Lovesick Ass".


tommyrot - Sep 21, 2005 8:59:07 am PDT #4063 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

So I was 1/3 right....


Allyson - Sep 21, 2005 8:59:31 am PDT #4064 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

You know, I didn't think much of it at the time, but all the talk about laying pipe and owning people's asses is really disturbing.


§ ita § - Sep 21, 2005 9:02:30 am PDT #4065 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

the talk about laying pipe

You have a gutter mind. And I don't mean it in a plumbing sense.


Betsy HP - Sep 21, 2005 9:11:46 am PDT #4066 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

There's a clean meaning of laying pipe?


§ ita § - Sep 21, 2005 9:13:03 am PDT #4067 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I can't work out a dirty meaning that makes any sense in the quoted paragraph, but I suppose I could be overly prudish and literal.


Allyson - Sep 21, 2005 9:28:34 am PDT #4068 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I think it wouldn't have caused an eyebrow raise if the pipe or the asses were separate posts.

Together, they are porn.


DavidS - Sep 21, 2005 9:29:25 am PDT #4069 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Together, they are porn.

Note to File: asspipe = porn.


Frankenbuddha - Sep 21, 2005 9:36:29 am PDT #4070 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Note to File: asspipe = porn.

Well it's certainly more likely than "asswipe = porn", which is how I first read that.

Although, I guess, one person's porn...