So I was 1/3 right....
Look, you got a little stabbed the other day. That's bound to make anyone a mite ornery.
Mal ,'Ariel'
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[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
tommyrot - Sep 21, 2005 8:59:07 am PDT #4063 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Allyson - Sep 21, 2005 8:59:31 am PDT #4064 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
You know, I didn't think much of it at the time, but all the talk about laying pipe and owning people's asses is really disturbing.
§ ita § - Sep 21, 2005 9:02:30 am PDT #4065 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
the talk about laying pipe
You have a gutter mind. And I don't mean it in a plumbing sense.
Betsy HP - Sep 21, 2005 9:11:46 am PDT #4066 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
There's a clean meaning of laying pipe?
§ ita § - Sep 21, 2005 9:13:03 am PDT #4067 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I can't work out a dirty meaning that makes any sense in the quoted paragraph, but I suppose I could be overly prudish and literal.
Allyson - Sep 21, 2005 9:28:34 am PDT #4068 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I think it wouldn't have caused an eyebrow raise if the pipe or the asses were separate posts.
Together, they are porn.
DavidS - Sep 21, 2005 9:29:25 am PDT #4069 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Together, they are porn.
Note to File: asspipe = porn.
Frankenbuddha - Sep 21, 2005 9:36:29 am PDT #4070 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Note to File: asspipe = porn.
Well it's certainly more likely than "asswipe = porn", which is how I first read that.
Although, I guess, one person's porn...
Topic!Cindy - Sep 21, 2005 9:36:39 am PDT #4071 of 10001
What is even happening?
Pipe always takes me to a No-more-full-copper-repipe place, because I own an older house, so ass and pipe in the same sentence, just remind me of all the workers we've had here. I've only *not* wanted to kill two.
Allyson - Sep 21, 2005 9:42:10 am PDT #4072 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Note to File: asspipe = porn.
Tim's file or mine?