Oh, I wish those council guys would let me have an hour alone in the room with her, if I was larger and had grenades.

Willow ,'Storyteller'


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§ ita § - Sep 21, 2005 9:02:30 am PDT #4065 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

the talk about laying pipe

You have a gutter mind. And I don't mean it in a plumbing sense.


Betsy HP - Sep 21, 2005 9:11:46 am PDT #4066 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

There's a clean meaning of laying pipe?


§ ita § - Sep 21, 2005 9:13:03 am PDT #4067 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I can't work out a dirty meaning that makes any sense in the quoted paragraph, but I suppose I could be overly prudish and literal.


Allyson - Sep 21, 2005 9:28:34 am PDT #4068 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I think it wouldn't have caused an eyebrow raise if the pipe or the asses were separate posts.

Together, they are porn.


DavidS - Sep 21, 2005 9:29:25 am PDT #4069 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Together, they are porn.

Note to File: asspipe = porn.


Frankenbuddha - Sep 21, 2005 9:36:29 am PDT #4070 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Note to File: asspipe = porn.

Well it's certainly more likely than "asswipe = porn", which is how I first read that.

Although, I guess, one person's porn...


Topic!Cindy - Sep 21, 2005 9:36:39 am PDT #4071 of 10001
What is even happening?

Pipe always takes me to a No-more-full-copper-repipe place, because I own an older house, so ass and pipe in the same sentence, just remind me of all the workers we've had here. I've only *not* wanted to kill two.


Allyson - Sep 21, 2005 9:42:10 am PDT #4072 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Note to File: asspipe = porn.

Tim's file or mine?


DavidS - Sep 21, 2005 9:43:59 am PDT #4073 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Tim's file or mine?

It's more of a lexicographical file. However, I can credit you as a cite. Better yet, insult somebody by calling them a total asspipe.

Uh...somebody that's not me.


Strega - Sep 21, 2005 9:50:39 am PDT #4074 of 10001

I loved Wax Lion, liked Pink Flamingos, and didn't like the other two episodes that aired. My reactions to the aired episodes of The Inside were similarly mixed, which is why I want to see the rest of it.