Well, you start by making cars illegal. If that doesn't work, ban bridges or tunnels.
I'm a single undead gal trying to make it in the big city. I have to start somewhere and they're evil here. They don't judge. They've got necro-tempered glass. No burning up. A great medical plan, and who needs dental more than us?
Harmony ,'Conviction (1)'
Natter 36: But We Digress...
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Jul 14, 2005 8:53:50 am PDT #9904 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Rick - Jul 14, 2005 8:55:39 am PDT #9905 of 10001
If that doesn't work, ban bridges or tunnels.
ita, if bridges are outlawed only outlaws will have bridges.
Jesse - Jul 14, 2005 8:57:16 am PDT #9906 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Well, you start by making cars illegal.
I've been saying this for years. Anyplace too far to walk is too far to go.
Frankenbuddha - Jul 14, 2005 8:57:31 am PDT #9907 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
You'll take my car away when you pry my cold dead body out of it.
-t - Jul 14, 2005 8:58:03 am PDT #9908 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Coincidentally, there is a Homeland Security meeting going on upstairs this very minute. Though i think we are more concerned with poison in the water supply than blowing stuff up.
Apparently, we aren't quite up to the task of informing everyone who neds to know that meetings lik this are scheduled, so maybe I should be more owrried than I am about the state of our water supply. Good thing I live in another parish.
DavidS - Jul 14, 2005 8:58:20 am PDT #9909 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I've been saying this for years. Anyplace too far to walk is too far to go.
Urban density likes carrots.
Gudanov - Jul 14, 2005 8:59:18 am PDT #9910 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
Jesse would not be a fan of the Kansas City Metro area.
Frankenbuddha - Jul 14, 2005 9:00:05 am PDT #9911 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Jesse would not be a fan of the Kansas City Metro area.
Heh. I was thinking she wouldn't last a New York minute in LA.
Jesse - Jul 14, 2005 9:00:35 am PDT #9912 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I love reading the old (OLD) letters from family members worried about their kids who headed Out West from Boston... to Worcester.
Daisy Jane - Jul 14, 2005 9:00:58 am PDT #9913 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
She would absolutely hate Texas.