Wash: Well, I wash my hands of it. It's a hopeless case. I'll read a nice poem at the funeral. Something with imagery. Zoe: You could lock the door and keep the power-hungry maniac at bay. Wash: Oh, no, I'm starting to like this poetry idea now. Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross...

'Shindig'


Natter 36: But We Digress...  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Frankenbuddha - Jul 14, 2005 8:34:39 am PDT #9899 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I wouldn't count on that lasting, though--someday some terrorist is going to realize that if they really want the population terrified, taking out a Walmart on the day after Thanksgiving is the way to go.

Or blow out a section of elevated highway or a tunnel. Making people scared to drive would be extremely crippling to the way this country lives day-to-day.


Frankenbuddha - Jul 14, 2005 8:35:54 am PDT #9900 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

And now only 100 posts or so to go.


§ ita § - Jul 14, 2005 8:40:34 am PDT #9901 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You know, I managed to confuse Maginot with Plimsoll.

I am all better now.


Gudanov - Jul 14, 2005 8:47:06 am PDT #9902 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

I wouldn't count on that lasting, though--someday some terrorist is going to realize that if they really want the population terrified, taking out a Walmart on the day after Thanksgiving is the way to go.

That's why we've spent $300 billion on the Iraq war. The terrorists are going to fight us over there. No need to worry about terrorists here.


DavidS - Jul 14, 2005 8:49:58 am PDT #9903 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Yep. Car bomb pulls up next to a tanker truck filled with Chlorine or something flammable on a bridge or in a tunnel. How ya gonna stop that?


§ ita § - Jul 14, 2005 8:53:50 am PDT #9904 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Well, you start by making cars illegal. If that doesn't work, ban bridges or tunnels.


Rick - Jul 14, 2005 8:55:39 am PDT #9905 of 10001

If that doesn't work, ban bridges or tunnels.

ita, if bridges are outlawed only outlaws will have bridges.


Jesse - Jul 14, 2005 8:57:16 am PDT #9906 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Well, you start by making cars illegal.

I've been saying this for years. Anyplace too far to walk is too far to go.


Frankenbuddha - Jul 14, 2005 8:57:31 am PDT #9907 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

You'll take my car away when you pry my cold dead body out of it.


-t - Jul 14, 2005 8:58:03 am PDT #9908 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Coincidentally, there is a Homeland Security meeting going on upstairs this very minute. Though i think we are more concerned with poison in the water supply than blowing stuff up.

Apparently, we aren't quite up to the task of informing everyone who neds to know that meetings lik this are scheduled, so maybe I should be more owrried than I am about the state of our water supply. Good thing I live in another parish.