My mother is an okay cook, heavy on the frozen veggies and canned soups for my tastes, but not repulsive by any means.

French fries with mayo are okay, but I am so used to ketchup that they don't taste "right" to me.

I don't like potatoes as a sandwich topping in any form.

I had leftover butter chicken, a pita and strawberry yogurt for lunch. Also a Coke.

And, Nilly, one question about the bagged milks -- what happens if the kid can't finish it, or just wants to put it down and use their hands for something else for a second? I can't see a way to store them or put it down so it wouldn't spill.

Mayo is repulsive on all things, though can be made into an interesting sauce with the addition of other crap.

Ketchup is the Devil, except on hot dogs.

Butter on berries is a world of eww.

Butter in coffee frightens and confuses me. Coffee should be black as a Goth's closet.

Malt vinegar/fries = OTP.

Mooooooom! tommyrot is being random again!

Be glad I don't start randomly quoting song lyrics.

Met a girl called Lola and I took her back to my place / feeling guilty, feeling scared, hidden cameras everywhere!

Ketchup is the Devil, except on hot dogs.

Ketchup does not belong on hot dogs. Mustard belongs on hot dogs.

Are you being sizeist, ita?

Damned skippy. Wanna take this outside, cowgirl?

I have slow eyes. My monitor's set to refresh at 60 Hz, and I can't see it, although others complain. I wonder if this contributes to headaches? Not that I don't get them on vacation, but still. I've bumped it up to 75, and everything looks fuzzy now.

I have slow eyes. My monitor's set to refresh at 60 Hz, and I can't see it, although others complain.

60 Hz is way too slow for me - my eyes are bothered immediately.

Oh, this is fun - stand about 20-30 feet from a computer CRT and then click your teeth together rapidly (and fairly hard). You'll see the image seem to flicker due to the vibrations in your head.

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eBay is weird.

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Actually, I suppose it's people that are weird.

Ketchup does not belong on hot dogs. Mustard belongs on hot dogs.

In the even that only one topping can be applied to the dog, that topping should be mustard.

In the event that multiple toppings can be applied, then everything but the mayo should be added to the dog.

I want strawberries. Which are very good with sugar and/or whipped cream.

I've never tried strawberries and balsamic vinegar, but that just seems wrong to me.

My jr & sr year of high school a lot of the girls mixed various condiments together and dipped their fries in it. Mustard and Ketchup, Ketchup and Maynoaise, Mustard, Ketchup AND Maynoaise. It always looked vile.

I had frech fries for lunch and a sandwichand I'm so carbed out, I really want pineapple or a clementine or something.

My grandfather was always admanant that the only allowable condiment with seafood was lemon. I don't think I ever tasted tartar sauce or cocktail sauce until I was in high school and I don't like it.

Mayo on hotdogs is the fourth horseman of the apocalypse. FACT.