Zoe: What's that, sir? Mal: Freedom, is what. Zoe: No, I meant what's that? Mal: Oh. Yeah. Just step around it. I think something must've been living in here.

'Out Of Gas'


Natter 36: But We Digress...  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


P.M. Marc - Jul 11, 2005 8:10:21 am PDT #8708 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Mayo is repulsive on all things, though can be made into an interesting sauce with the addition of other crap.

Ketchup is the Devil, except on hot dogs.

Butter on berries is a world of eww.

Butter in coffee frightens and confuses me. Coffee should be black as a Goth's closet.

Malt vinegar/fries = OTP.


tommyrot - Jul 11, 2005 8:11:06 am PDT #8709 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Mooooooom! tommyrot is being random again!

Be glad I don't start randomly quoting song lyrics.

Met a girl called Lola and I took her back to my place / feeling guilty, feeling scared, hidden cameras everywhere!


ChiKat - Jul 11, 2005 8:11:16 am PDT #8710 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Ketchup is the Devil, except on hot dogs.

Ketchup does not belong on hot dogs. Mustard belongs on hot dogs.


§ ita § - Jul 11, 2005 8:11:50 am PDT #8711 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Are you being sizeist, ita?

Damned skippy. Wanna take this outside, cowgirl?

I have slow eyes. My monitor's set to refresh at 60 Hz, and I can't see it, although others complain. I wonder if this contributes to headaches? Not that I don't get them on vacation, but still. I've bumped it up to 75, and everything looks fuzzy now.


tommyrot - Jul 11, 2005 8:14:54 am PDT #8712 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I have slow eyes. My monitor's set to refresh at 60 Hz, and I can't see it, although others complain.

60 Hz is way too slow for me - my eyes are bothered immediately.

Oh, this is fun - stand about 20-30 feet from a computer CRT and then click your teeth together rapidly (and fairly hard). You'll see the image seem to flicker due to the vibrations in your head.

edit....


Dana - Jul 11, 2005 8:15:11 am PDT #8713 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

eBay is weird.

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Actually, I suppose it's people that are weird.


P.M. Marc - Jul 11, 2005 8:15:21 am PDT #8714 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Ketchup does not belong on hot dogs. Mustard belongs on hot dogs.

In the even that only one topping can be applied to the dog, that topping should be mustard.

In the event that multiple toppings can be applied, then everything but the mayo should be added to the dog.


askye - Jul 11, 2005 8:16:08 am PDT #8715 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

I want strawberries. Which are very good with sugar and/or whipped cream.

I've never tried strawberries and balsamic vinegar, but that just seems wrong to me.

My jr & sr year of high school a lot of the girls mixed various condiments together and dipped their fries in it. Mustard and Ketchup, Ketchup and Maynoaise, Mustard, Ketchup AND Maynoaise. It always looked vile.

I had frech fries for lunch and a sandwichand I'm so carbed out, I really want pineapple or a clementine or something.

My grandfather was always admanant that the only allowable condiment with seafood was lemon. I don't think I ever tasted tartar sauce or cocktail sauce until I was in high school and I don't like it.


Topic!Cindy - Jul 11, 2005 8:16:44 am PDT #8716 of 10001
What is even happening?

Mayo on hotdogs is the fourth horseman of the apocalypse. FACT.


§ ita § - Jul 11, 2005 8:17:38 am PDT #8717 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

this is fun - stand about 20-30 feet from a computer CRT and then click your teeth together rapidly (and fairly hard)

That's so funny. The co-worker that was freaked out by my slow refresh just suggested rapping at my temples to see the screen vibrate. Despite being a kravver, I neglected to follow up on his suggestion.

I give the high refresh five more minutes to clear itself up.