On occasion, the half and half I put in my coffee has separated (I dunno, there is no apparent reason. Maybe someone shook it before I bought it) and so I'll end up with lumps in my coffee. Won't drink it then.
I'm against lumpy liquids.
I wanna hurt you, but I can't resist the sinister attraction of your cold and muscular body!
Buffybot ,'Dirty Girls'
Natter 36: But We Digress...
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
sarameg - Jul 11, 2005 6:41:34 am PDT #8654 of 10001
Jesse - Jul 11, 2005 6:42:25 am PDT #8655 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Because butter usually has salt in it?
Yeah, but not inherently. I think I need to get my hands on some of this butter/corn syrup/evaporated milk coffee, just for testing purposes.
Topic!Cindy - Jul 11, 2005 6:42:33 am PDT #8656 of 10001
What is even happening?
The solidification of the fat, I think, is what gags me. I never could figure out the magarine thing. I think she was lactose intolerant, but dude, just have non-dairy creamer, or be a (wo)man and drink it black.
Jessica - Jul 11, 2005 6:43:57 am PDT #8657 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
non-dairy creamer
A world of EWWWWWWW. Of course, so's margarine.
§ ita § - Jul 11, 2005 6:44:00 am PDT #8658 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Because butter usually has salt in it?
Which is a bad thing, right there.
Ali! My ass called you on Saturday. I guess it misses you a lot!
I want chocolate milk pretty badly. I may sneak to the caf and get some, despite needing caffeine.
Nora Deirdre - Jul 11, 2005 6:44:28 am PDT #8659 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Because butter usually has salt in it?
Well, not necessarily. THere's usually an equal contingent of salted and unsalted at the grocery store. We always buy/use unsalted.
-t - Jul 11, 2005 6:44:39 am PDT #8660 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Well, you wouldn't sit down with a nice bowl of strawberries and butter, either.
At least, I wouldn't.
Jobma, Alibelle.
Lee - Jul 11, 2005 6:46:32 am PDT #8661 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Hi Ali! My ass didn't call you. I feel like a bad friend.
Good luck with the job. What is it?
tommyrot - Jul 11, 2005 6:47:54 am PDT #8662 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Well, you wouldn't sit down with a nice bowl of strawberries and butter, either.
You could dip the straberries in melted butter, then roll them in jimmies. Or mineature chocolate chips.
Topic!Cindy - Jul 11, 2005 6:48:44 am PDT #8663 of 10001
What is even happening?
A world of EWWWWWWW. Of course, so's margarine.
Agreed, but I non-dairy creamer in coffee inhabits a whole different world of Ewww for me than does margarine. At least the n-d c pretends to be milky. Evil-ex and his grammie were in another life, but from what little memory remains, the margarine really just oil-ified the coffee.