tommyrot, you are hereby forbidden any more strawberries. If you're going to treat them like that, you're not worthy.
I'm very sorry if she tipped off anyone about your cunningly concealed herd of cows.
Simon ,'Safe'
Natter 36: But We Digress...
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Topic!Cindy - Jul 11, 2005 6:49:24 am PDT #8664 of 10001
What is even happening?
tommyrot - Jul 11, 2005 6:50:04 am PDT #8665 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
tommyrot, you are hereby forbidden any more strawberries. If you're going to treat them like that, you're not worthy.
I didn't say I'd do that; it was just a hypothetical.
Jesse - Jul 11, 2005 6:50:32 am PDT #8666 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Stawberries in melted butter doesn't sound like it would suck. There can be melted butter with strawberry shortcake, can't there? (The biscuit kind.)
-t - Jul 11, 2005 6:55:11 am PDT #8667 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
There can be melted butter with strawberry shortcake, can't there? (The biscuit kind.)
No, I don't think so. I'm thinking that's a whipped cream situation. Biscuit + butter + strawberries /= strawberry shortcake, it's just a buttered bisuit with berries.
§ ita § - Jul 11, 2005 6:56:05 am PDT #8668 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I have chocolate milk. The world can rest.
I had weird dreams -- the sort that on waking seem like they should have been nightmares, but at the time, all the oddity was taken as perfectly normal. Which is having a hell of a lingering effect, as I become more and more disturbed at not having been disturbed.
Gudanov - Jul 11, 2005 6:56:19 am PDT #8669 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
Thanks, Gud! How are you?
Health: fine, Job: fine, Kids: great, Marriage: ugh. It's a mixed bag.
Jesse - Jul 11, 2005 6:56:51 am PDT #8670 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Oh sure, there's definitely whipped cream. Now I'm thinking you use melted butter to make the biscuits? I can just see melted butter and strawberries in my past and am trying to put it together.
Gudanov - Jul 11, 2005 6:57:11 am PDT #8671 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
I have chocolate milk. The world can rest.
Resetting the ita milk warning system back to green.
Jesse - Jul 11, 2005 6:58:05 am PDT #8672 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Now I want strawberry shortcake.
-t - Jul 11, 2005 6:58:33 am PDT #8673 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I can see lightly sauteeing strawberries in butter and eating them on some sort of cake or toast or something. Or, oh, setting them on fire, is that part of Strawberries Romanov?