And the thing is, I like my evil like I like my men: evil. You know, straight up, black hat, tied to the train tracks, soon my electro-ray will destroy metropolis BAD.

Buffy ,'Sleeper'


Natter 36: But We Digress...  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


-t - Jul 11, 2005 6:44:39 am PDT #8660 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Well, you wouldn't sit down with a nice bowl of strawberries and butter, either.

At least, I wouldn't.

Jobma, Alibelle.


Lee - Jul 11, 2005 6:46:32 am PDT #8661 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Hi Ali! My ass didn't call you. I feel like a bad friend.

Good luck with the job. What is it?


tommyrot - Jul 11, 2005 6:47:54 am PDT #8662 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Well, you wouldn't sit down with a nice bowl of strawberries and butter, either.

You could dip the straberries in melted butter, then roll them in jimmies. Or mineature chocolate chips.


Topic!Cindy - Jul 11, 2005 6:48:44 am PDT #8663 of 10001
What is even happening?

A world of EWWWWWWW. Of course, so's margarine.

Agreed, but I non-dairy creamer in coffee inhabits a whole different world of Ewww for me than does margarine. At least the n-d c pretends to be milky. Evil-ex and his grammie were in another life, but from what little memory remains, the margarine really just oil-ified the coffee.


Topic!Cindy - Jul 11, 2005 6:49:24 am PDT #8664 of 10001
What is even happening?

tommyrot, you are hereby forbidden any more strawberries. If you're going to treat them like that, you're not worthy.


tommyrot - Jul 11, 2005 6:50:04 am PDT #8665 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

tommyrot, you are hereby forbidden any more strawberries. If you're going to treat them like that, you're not worthy.

I didn't say I'd do that; it was just a hypothetical.


Jesse - Jul 11, 2005 6:50:32 am PDT #8666 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Stawberries in melted butter doesn't sound like it would suck. There can be melted butter with strawberry shortcake, can't there? (The biscuit kind.)


-t - Jul 11, 2005 6:55:11 am PDT #8667 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

There can be melted butter with strawberry shortcake, can't there? (The biscuit kind.)

No, I don't think so. I'm thinking that's a whipped cream situation. Biscuit + butter + strawberries /= strawberry shortcake, it's just a buttered bisuit with berries.


§ ita § - Jul 11, 2005 6:56:05 am PDT #8668 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I have chocolate milk. The world can rest.

I had weird dreams -- the sort that on waking seem like they should have been nightmares, but at the time, all the oddity was taken as perfectly normal. Which is having a hell of a lingering effect, as I become more and more disturbed at not having been disturbed.


Gudanov - Jul 11, 2005 6:56:19 am PDT #8669 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

Thanks, Gud! How are you?

Health: fine, Job: fine, Kids: great, Marriage: ugh. It's a mixed bag.