You were very nearly devoured by a giant demon snake. The words 'let that be a lesson' are a tad redundant at this juncture.

Giles ,'Selfless'


Natter 36: But We Digress...  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Jul 11, 2005 6:39:00 am PDT #8651 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I can't decide why butter in coffee sounds so nast, because whipped cream in coffee is excellent, and if you just keep beating, it would turn into butter eventually.


tommyrot - Jul 11, 2005 6:40:18 am PDT #8652 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I can't decide why butter in coffee sounds so nast

Because butter usually has salt in it?


Alibelle - Jul 11, 2005 6:41:25 am PDT #8653 of 10001
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan

Whipped cream is sweet, though, and butter is not so much.

Also, I now desperately want some chocolate milk. Thanks a lot, Nilly.


sarameg - Jul 11, 2005 6:41:34 am PDT #8654 of 10001

On occasion, the half and half I put in my coffee has separated (I dunno, there is no apparent reason. Maybe someone shook it before I bought it) and so I'll end up with lumps in my coffee. Won't drink it then.

I'm against lumpy liquids.


Jesse - Jul 11, 2005 6:42:25 am PDT #8655 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Because butter usually has salt in it?

Yeah, but not inherently. I think I need to get my hands on some of this butter/corn syrup/evaporated milk coffee, just for testing purposes.


Topic!Cindy - Jul 11, 2005 6:42:33 am PDT #8656 of 10001
What is even happening?

The solidification of the fat, I think, is what gags me. I never could figure out the magarine thing. I think she was lactose intolerant, but dude, just have non-dairy creamer, or be a (wo)man and drink it black.


Jessica - Jul 11, 2005 6:43:57 am PDT #8657 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

non-dairy creamer

A world of EWWWWWWW. Of course, so's margarine.


§ ita § - Jul 11, 2005 6:44:00 am PDT #8658 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Because butter usually has salt in it?

Which is a bad thing, right there.

Ali! My ass called you on Saturday. I guess it misses you a lot!

I want chocolate milk pretty badly. I may sneak to the caf and get some, despite needing caffeine.


Nora Deirdre - Jul 11, 2005 6:44:28 am PDT #8659 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Because butter usually has salt in it?

Well, not necessarily. THere's usually an equal contingent of salted and unsalted at the grocery store. We always buy/use unsalted.


-t - Jul 11, 2005 6:44:39 am PDT #8660 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Well, you wouldn't sit down with a nice bowl of strawberries and butter, either.

At least, I wouldn't.

Jobma, Alibelle.