Wow, there were advances in post holers while I wasn't looking. The inexorable march of progress. Neat.
I am not...I am not the damsel in distress. I am not some case. I have to work this. I've lived in a cave for 5 years in a world where they killed my kind like cattle. I am not going to be cut down by some monster flu. I am better than that. What a wonder...how very scared I am.
Fred ,'A Hole in the World'
Natter 36: But We Digress...
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
-t - Jul 06, 2005 11:33:28 am PDT #7485 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Cashmere - Jul 06, 2005 11:47:49 am PDT #7486 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
unless he was mormon, 'cause mormons are hot.
I corrupted a Mormon boy once. He was HOT.
§ ita § - Jul 06, 2005 11:49:24 am PDT #7487 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I've only met one Mormon. He was delicious.
QED.
I think my shoes hate me now! But they started it ... the staples were perfectly reasonable considering.
Jesse - Jul 06, 2005 11:51:19 am PDT #7488 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
How can you meet just one mormon?
... oh. I guess they aren't all missionaries, all the time.
This reminds me -- earlier today, I saw two men in white shirts and white pants talking to some kid on the street, and I was trying to figure out what the guys' deal was. Mormons wouldn't wear white pants, and wouldn't Navy guys have hats on? I was too far away to see any details.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 06, 2005 11:52:03 am PDT #7489 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
It's as if Joseph Smith's (or is it Brigham Young's) secret mission from On High was to breed a population of extremely pretty people and raise them as sexually repressed as possible. What's up with that?
Jesse - Jul 06, 2005 11:53:39 am PDT #7490 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I went to high school with a whole family of Mormons, and they were not all that attractive.
FYI.
Cashmere - Jul 06, 2005 11:53:46 am PDT #7491 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
It's as if Joseph Smith's (or is it Brigham Young's) secret mission from On High was to breed a population of extremely pretty people and raise them as sexually repressed as possible. What's up with that?
Mine wasn't too sexually repressed.
-t - Jul 06, 2005 11:55:40 am PDT #7492 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
The Mormons I have known have not been remarkably hot.
§ ita § - Jul 06, 2005 11:56:48 am PDT #7493 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Mine came over to sit in the empty seat next to me on the plane because he'd seen me laughing out loud by myself in the airport.
He was impressed by how much I knew about Mormonism (in all honesty, if Shawn Bradley hadn't recently joined the NBA, it'd have been much less).
Unfortunately, there was no corruption. Still, I'll cherish my copy of the Book Of Mormon forever. When I find it again.
Aims - Jul 06, 2005 12:03:07 pm PDT #7494 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Most of the Mormons I know/have known have been gorgeous.